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Can Rihanna and Oprah team up to do a 😻🌹 giveaway, like 2 for every woman 18+, and then American women just go on a 😻 strike? I feel like a 😻 strike might fix all of this.

Cardi B famously said, "Hos never get cold." Y'all... I'm starting to get cold now... 😫 Please send prayers and good di--vibes.

I feel like Chi Chi stayed with Goku because he could lick a clit at the speed of light. He couldn't stay alive, but he could send her to heaven whenever he was resurrected.

My knees keep hurting and lately I haven't even been on my knees su--- praising the Lord. 😇

For a gay, blk, fat by gay standards, smediarge by str8, nerdy man... I certainly get a lot of dick...

Random Thought: Did the phrase "balls to the wall" come from glory holes? #RandomThoughts

Tech 101: If you receive a message from a system with any variation of the word "success", IT IS NOT AN ERROR MESSAGE. The system isn't going to tell you it failed successfully. Unless you're a minority in western society.

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/co…

If 2020 has taught us anything it's taking steps is easy; standing still is hard.

When can I go back to my regularly scheduled hoeing?

I'm just waiting to see the drug and alcohol statistics after quarantine. Like who has become addicted to what because of being forced to stay indoors and deal with themselves.

Corona is about to prove which is stronger: Thanatos or Eros. Y'all may as well start planning my funeral now, because I needs the dick.

#RandomThought: Why do tadpoles look like black sperm? Like Satan just ejaculated in a pool?

Friendly PSA for the racist Caucasians: At one point in history, y'all muthafuckas spread a highly lethal plague because y'all refused to wash y'all asses like truly civilized people.

Y'all super worried about this corona-virus, but y'all still pissing and not washing hands. Must not be too worried...

This is so late, but...just watched the infamous Gayle King, Lisa Leslie interview, and as usual, people are overreacting.

Person: IF YOU FRIENDS WITH {insert name} ON {insert social media} WE AIN'T FRIENDS!!! Also Person: Y'all be taking this social media stuff too seriously.

Texting with some people will have you believing some children need to be left behind.

A coworker made me realize, I'm at that age where we have interns born in the 99 and 2000s....interns born from backing dat ass up... (Where is my AARP membership form?)

"When his dick is prettier than his face, thou sayest, 'there shan't be light.'" Despirations 23:47