I'm just a sponge but people feel very strongly about me. World's first after sex clean up sponge. 🍆💦🧽

Joined September 2018
For those that said "just use a wipe!" we're ready for you. Introducing Not Just F*cking Wipes Get yours: awkwardessentials.com/produc…
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You should try our Dripstick and feel squeaky clean awkwardessentials.com/produc…
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After-sex cleanup: Before Dripstick. After Dripstick
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Me when I have to use a port-a-potty without a Mainstream pee funnel Get yours: awkwardessentials.com/produc…
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festival season is coming so be sure to stock up on your mainstreams! get em here: bit.ly/awkmainstream
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for the bra haters everywhere —meet stickytits 🍈🍈 shop here: bit.ly/stickytits
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flashback to my ex saying "you're so wet 😏" and then looking down at his bloody hand absolutely horrified. he should feel blessed to touch my uterus lining, i worked hard to create that shit.
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not a barbie but happy #NationalBarbieDay how many ae easter eggs can you find?
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what the men of AE are up to on a typical work day:
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