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Joined March 2018
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Gonna try to become illiterate during quarantine
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normalize booing in the workplace
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(Making small talk) who are you
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Sorry baby, mommy can never own a home because she would buy 65 touch tunes credits every time she had 2 drinks in her
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Doug Christie started TWEAKING after hitting the smelling salts 🤣
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did u even go to college if u didn’t wake up one morning to a guy having to blow into a breathalyzer before he took u home
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I wake up and immediately ask my bf 48 questions
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shittin at the mall … feels like 2010
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A good hydroplane will humble your ass
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New Year’s resolution to dunk got my bf laughing it’s over fam
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Trump should address the nation with Maduro sitting chained in front of him like Princess Leia in front of Jabba the Hutt
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All of South county smell like McDonald’s
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Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling
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honking my horn like we just won the World Series bc dick Cheney is dead!!!!!!!!!!
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can I bring my switch to my cousins baptism
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WHY DO IT RUN LIKE THAY HAHAHAHA
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Replying to @ShamsCharania
No Epstein arrests from Kash Patel but at least he got Terry Rozier 😤😤
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honestly idc if you gonna let spots betting be legal then ppl gonna do fraud like grow up feds!!!!
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trying to give my dad an eating disorder
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Mitch McConnell falls while being asked about ICE.
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SOUTHSIDE CHICAGO — Windy City residents run off immigration agents to save a man mid-abduction at 63rd and Kostner Ave.
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