𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙡

high school culture is an upper middle class white girl buying a Nikon and a week later they’re asking you to pay them to take your wedding pics cause they’ve started a photography business which is really just an IG page with a few pics of their best friend sitting in the grass

two fragments of non-homologous chromosomes after going through translocation

in my head, Trump simply does this every time he wants to DM someone and has no idea it’s a function within the app. it takes up the majority of his work day

if u wanna correct me, do it respectfully and in private! but to just go off on me in the middle of a shared google doc for all my peers to see?? must be outta your gotdamn mind

last night at 2:00 am in a McDonald’s I watched this dude enjoy his food quietly while his girl said “I love you so much. Do you love me? I don’t even care, this is all I need” the perfect relationship and exactly what i want for myself

daily affirmations: this is your SPACE this is your AREA she can’t do that to YOU

uhh invest in the “stocks”...? yeah no, more like invest in some sauce bro.

employee: sorry but i don’t give a rat’s ass shopper: what did u just say to me?? employee: for the last time, PetsMart only offers the entire rat. u cannot purchase just ass here.