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alan🦕

@ayemrdee

| Online extrovert | #DefendDACA | #BLM |♐️

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Joined February 2012
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Update: I am no longer excited
alan🦕 (@ayemrdee) profile picturealan🦕@ayemrdee23 Aug 2020
Can you tell I’m excited to start grad school this week🎒
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I never gaf about a pumpkin patch anyway!
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Halloweekend starts today!!
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If James Talarico wins next week I’m blacking out fr
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SLURP@derkslurp15Oct 28
i got new boots so i need to break them in 😝
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Sorry I can’t breed rn. I only have two hours to meet my daily protein goal.
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Ugh I’m horny
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erick 🦇
@erickbitch_Oct 28
post pump
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Someone said I’m annoying on this app
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Might have to get a faja to wear under my costume on Saturday
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How are you DL with a paid sn*ff*es account
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Me peeking at oomf’s phone with his privacy screen on
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Daveed
@SpaceDude_Oct 23
Yes I stare at d*ck prints in public 🙂‍↕️
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My knees hurt & I have my half marathon in less than 48hrs
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I’ve been up since 4am. I’m trying to make it
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#need
BENJiii$UX (@b444real) profile pictureBENJiii$UX@b444realOct 23
This is serious Rachel
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This is hot but I’d be mad if they ripped my calvins
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Aish 🥀@x0aisha0xOct 21
Wanting to tweet but having nothing to say
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Those AI flyers are so ugly & overstimulating like they have so much going on. I-
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halloween in 10 days and I’m still fat
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Run club cancelled cause of the rain so I had to go to the gym & do legs & cardio there
alan🦕 (@ayemrdee) profile picturealan🦕@ayemrdeeOct 21
Looking forward to today’s run & in the rain
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