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I was right but now I'm seeing people say "there's no way I don't get it now" so the guy who said the human brain cannot actually fathom probability feels kind of validated
FORTNITE HAS RELEASED THE PIRATE SHOP ODDS
• 1 in 1,562,500 - Weekly Gold Outfit
• 1 in 137,500 - Pirate Shop Access
• 1 in 7,813 - Weekly Vehicle & Decal
• 1 in 568 - Weekly Pickaxe or Backbling
• 1 in 391 - Weekly Jam Track
• 1 in 272 - Weekly Loading Screen
• 1 in 127 - Gizmo (any)
During Treasure Hours, including the one earlier today, these treasures have a boosted rate:
• Pirate Shop Access: 1.5x
• Weekly Gold Outfit: 7.5x
• Weekly Vehicle & Decal: 10x
"The new treasure this season is found in chests just like other items. Treasure drop rates from chests are constant since season launch and don’t vary throughout the day, except during Treasure Hours. Other than Gizmos, you can’t get the same treasure twice."
in the newest step of the proliferation of video game dark patterns, we have added the Powerball lottery to Fortnite.
FIRST EVER PIRATE SHOP FOUND BY @snowslept
Once he activates it, every V-Bucks item in the Item Shop is FREE to claim for 14 days.. And he gets another one in 2027, AND he gets to keep all items
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Picard: Data. Crash the ship and destroy the ship
Data: Aye captain. (entire frame rotates to face down, falling whistle begins)
people who tell their entire life story in 6-digit sized public servers are suddenly about to be very concerned about the privacy of things they say online
If you've ever searched for a specific speedrun trick, someone has likely already answered it in a channel somewhere, in one of 63,000 Discoverable Servers. We’re updating Discoverable Servers to make those answers easier to find. View article
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multiple QRTs bringing up Pharah are probably going to learn the hard way that "thinking/caring this much about VAs" is almost entirely a fabrication of fandom and most people will not know or care about this at all
i played pharah/junkrat in gm for overwatch for 8 years before i ever touched league. Deadman Danny genuinely has such a cool kit and i know i'd enjoy playing it. its a shame that he's so ugly and mr capitalism man.
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the most obnoxious thing that happens to any legacy game series is that new entries are always measured by their likeness to previous entries. "is this final fantasy?" "is this castlevania?" "is this ______?" never any consideration of "is this good?"
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you want violet to be added last because you can't see an asian character in a game without thinking of kiriko porn.
I want violet to be added last because all art students in new york city are bad people.
we are not the same.
we got deadlock phrenology before gta 6
Now try to guess which one is Mina and which one is Violet.
For some reason, the characters faces look +- similar.
By the way, Violet was clearly not created by Valve, since the approach to the eyes and the number of polygons are as different as possible - twice as many...
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Deadlock discussion showing me that many people believe appealing characters should not be in complicated, high commitment, difficult games.
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going to a stand up comedy show just to yell "nah thats generational slander" after every joke and seeing how long it takes me to get kicked out
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Triple Redd's HVAC guy was standing over his shoulder like a treacherous vizier, telling him "Yes my nigga, you SHOULD do it for the culture. No not just the roof, ALL the surfaces, every square inch. You can't let them catch you slacking, my lord."
Trippie Redd turned his $7.5 million Florida mansion almost entirely black.
The rapper bought the 18,923-square-foot home in Southwest Ranches in 2022. Sitting on roughly 4.6 acres, the property includes nine bedrooms, an indoor basketball court and an eight-car garage.
By 2024, its Mediterranean-style exterior had been dramatically transformed: the walls, roof and even the driveway were finished in black.
Trippie Redd calls it “The Black House.”
one of the worst outcomes to game discussion is with how common "its just an option" and "every design decision is valid" , they feel like they've pushed so many people into not really having any defined preference/taste and all their thoughts on games are entirely off vibes
Some of you are gonna "It's just an option bro" your way into never having any genuine opinion about game design in your entire life
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