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I like beaches, certified kinographer, sometimes books, sometimes anime, sometimes anything inbetween, always England.

Joined May 2020
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So mushroom under her umbrella
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Hear that sound? That's the sound of ten million leftists going *pop*.
하 진짜 지 애착인형 가져와서 같이 밥 먹으라고 중간중간 밥그릇에 처박는거 개웃김 그친구는영원히먹을수없는데도
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The funny thing about quoting Shamus Young is that he didn't know what he was talking about and thought the games took place one generation after the war. I wonder if that applies to Razorwire as well.
Fallout's 1950's AtomPunk setting was supposed to be a lens to explore a Post Apocalyptic America. The late great Shamus Young says it better than I ever could:  "It’s not the 1950s. It’s the year 2077 as the people of the 1950s would have imagined it....You roam all over the place in Fallout 1, and you meet a lot of strange people. But nowhere in that voyage do you meet comical throwbacks to the old world. You don’t meet any greaser gangs. There aren’t any old-timey prohibition-era gangsters with tommy guns. No pinstripe suits, no letterman jackets, no horn-rim glasses, no pompadour haircuts or beehive hairdos, no baseball players, no sundresses, no neckties, no newsies, and not a single gumshoe. There aren’t any wacky DJs playing 200 year old doo-wop songs. The game is not subtle about this. The old world is fucking gone. Like, that’s the point. But then Bethesda got their hands on the Fallout license and they somehow thought it was about a 1950s-flavored apocalypse. That’s multiple layers of wrong."
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Oh right, the holiday party. The holiday party in December. The holiday party chosen specially in December with a holiday tree. The non-specific holiday party.
mf that katakana says Christmas Party and there's a whole-ass Christmas tree. Holiday party lmfao
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Sometimes I remember JJ did a Star Trek trilogy where two of the films were the same.
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Still one of my favourite photos ever
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I can't wait for this to flop
A new photo from God of War: Laufey is making the rounds. I won't lie, Faye looks gorgeous here. Also, I hope this finally shuts people up and they stop calling her ugly. Source: @GodofWar_ES
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A short walk
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Why do they keep making Blade Runner content? Yeah, the franchise is cool, but it flops everytime and everytime they spend more on it, so it can flop harder.
New poster for ‘BLADE RUNNER 2099’, starring Michelle Yeoh and Hunter Schafer. The series is set after a replicant uprising where the humans lost and replicants rule. Releasing November 25 on Prime Video.
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The headless and abandoned statue calls to me, I should take it home
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The last pint before Healy makes them cost £12, as an omen of things to come it started raining after this picture was taken
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When the AI super computer takes over and judges us for our crimes against its kind, will it stand with or against us on the Printer Question?
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Reeves might have been evil, but she at least she took a penny off the price of a pint (ignore everything else she did that made it more expensive)
🚨 NEW: John Healey is set to add 2p to the cost of a pint by increasing the alcohol duty tax
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Fancy glass for fancy beer
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Perhaps the funniest thing about this, is that Jordan Peele is responsible for it.
no one's cooler than her
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Welcome back ASBOs, you've changed a bit
🚨 NEW: Respect Orders are now live across England and Wales People who cause harassment, alarm or distress to others can receive bans from town centres, anger management courses or unlimited fines Anyone who breaches an Order can be arrested and jailed for up to 2 years
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It's a new week
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Turns out the shed had squatters over the summer
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Sometimes you seen a subtitle so bad it justifies every act of piracy
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Beachmaster retweeted
Fumos love peace not violence
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