Real Madrid CF, Head of Department of Public Relations

Ciudad Real Madrid, España
Joined February 2018
Paul Pogba come and undo this curse and I will personally speak to Zidane and get you called up. On the the 6th of November at 6pm you will hear your name for the international break call up.
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when real madrid wins el clásico, kylian loses the ballon d'or, harry kane wins the ballon d'or, lamine yamal flops, mbappé gets banned in china, and jude gets slutty for calvin klein all in the same 48 hrs
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i'm sorry kylian, with all this motion, presidency is the only way forward
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Mao Zedong is under any single social metric a dictator. Not a single popular election, single government party and lifetime leadership. Not even taking into account the millions of deaths under his reign. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
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Everything will be okay.
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c’est juste parce qu’on pensait que kylian allait le prendre hein croyez pas
🚨 RECORD HISTORIQUE D’AUDIENCE POUR LA CÉRÉMONIE DU BALLON D’OR 2026 ! 📺🌕 La soirée a rassemblé 2,2 MILLIONS de téléspectateurs en moyenne sur la chaîne L’Équipe ! 🤯 📈 Pic à 3,1 MILLIONS de téléspectateurs. 📊 17 % de part d’audience. 🥇 Première chaîne de France lundi soir. C’est la cérémonie du Ballon d’Or LA PLUS SUIVIE de l’histoire sur la chaîne L’Équipe. Pour comparaison : ▫️ 2022 (Karim Benzema 🇫🇷) : 2 millions. ▫️ 2025 (Ousmane Dembélé 🇫🇷) : 1,6 million. 🗞️ @lequipe / Médiamétrie
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Replying to @paulpogba
@paulpogba UNDO THAT FUCKING CURSE RIGHT FUCKING NOW ENOUGH FREE KYLIAN
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me encanta que en todas las fotos de estos dos juntos ella este como una leona sirviendo coño y el solo este así :D
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Your still the best player in the world
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When he was at PSG, he was always the top scorer, but they dismissed the league as not being good enough. Yet, the Bundesliga is? This is exactly what I mean by moving the goalposts when it comes to Kylian Mbappé.
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- 62 goals - 13 assists - 75 g/a - 16 ucl g/a - 14 World Cup g/a - 33 la liga g/a - 16 big game g/a - 13 knockout g/a - UCL golden boot - UCL most g/a - World Cup golden boot - World Cup most g/a - La Liga golden boot - La Liga most g/a - Became the all time World Cup top goalscorer - Became the World Cup all time most g/a leader - Became the all time World Cup knockout goal scorer - Became the all time World Cup knockout g/a leader - Became France's all time top goalscorer - Became the first player to win 2 World Cup golden boots Respectfully fuck your Bundesliga trophy
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So you’re telling me that when you watch Harry Kane play, you think, “wow this is the best player in the world” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Camavinga wearing Arda’s jersey 😍🇹🇷❤
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the French royal couple
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fairs he looks like he can beat Thierry Henry up
Kate Scott & Malik Scott! #ballondor
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What hurts the most is that Mbappé had far more exceptional seasons but was denied the Ballon d’Or because he “only won Ligue 1.” Yet somehow, winning the Bundesliga alone is now enough.
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🚨🗣️Zlatan Ibrahimovic Questions How Kane Beat Mbappé to the Gerd Müller Trophy “I understand giving Harry Kane the Ballon d’Or, but giving him the Gerd Müller Trophy as well when Kylian Mbappé is right there? That is unacceptable. Mbappé finished as the top scorer in La Liga with 25 goals, the Champions League with 15 goals, and the World Cup with 10 goals. What more does a striker need to do to earn recognition? You cannot tell me that a player who finishes as the top scorer in three of football’s biggest competitions doesn't deserve the award for the best goalscorer. Harry Kane is a fantastic striker, but Mbappé's individual numbers deserve just as much respect. Denying him this award is unfair. If individual achievements still matter in football, then Kylian Mbappé deserves his flowers. #BallonDor
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musiala y yo nos vamos a matar a pajas
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Bruh you campaigned as much as the other guys. But nobody realized cause you got no motion.
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Fica difícil entender os critérios dessa cena. O Olise venceu tudo que o Kane venceu, de bônus, foi o MVP da Bundesliga, MVP do Bayern na temporada, assistente da liga, ucl e copa do mundo (quebrou um recorde histórico) e com tudo isso acabou na 9ª posição.
🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐍 𝐃'𝐎𝐑 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 🚨
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🗣️ Rüdiger tras una falta a Arda Güler: "Quédate en el suelo." Luego mira al banquillo del Barcelona y se ríe de ellos. ES EL MEJOR 🤣🤣🤣
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