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Miss TeaSea

@b4sage

A motherfucking lighthouse. No nudes.

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Joined August 2012
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Bring all the groceries in at once or die trying.
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matt bernstein@mattxiv25 Mar 2023
i can excuse the guns but
Lara Logan (@laralogan) profile pictureLara Logan
@laralogan24 Mar 2023
Why is Walmart selling sex toys?
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My millennial co worker just said OutKast was a one hit wonder (hey ya) so I had to school them on how Outkast changed hip hop forever. And they were like forever ever? and I was like forever ever.
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Interviewer: Are you good at staying calm in stressful situations? Me: I’m not good at staying calm in relaxing situations.
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😵‍💫@samc00ke15 Apr 2021
I prefer Pfizer’s early work (robitussin, xanax)
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Vaccine passport? What’s next, a travel passport you have to get stamped when entering a different country??
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I bring a sort of “we should all quit” vibe to the workplace that bosses don’t really like
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dROIDBEARS@droidbears6 Apr 2021
you never think you look old until you do
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Julia Ioffe
@juliaioffe31 Mar 2021
I don't know, maybe it's a crazy idea, but if you're a big company and you use the roads and the bridges and the tunnels and the other amenities of America's infrastructure, maybe you could help pay for it along with the rest of us?
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Every single person killed by a cop is innocent since they didn’t receive a trial and all persons are innocent until proven guilty under the US Constitution according to the 5th and 14th Amendments.
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SpacedMom@copymama31 Mar 2021
My husband thinks he can just add random items to my junk drawer and I’m like HELLO THERE IS AN APPROVAL PROCESS
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everything is fucked. is everything fucked for you too.
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thanks for listening to me scream into the void.
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Ivsy@Ivsy0125 Mar 2021
people travelled across mountains in wagons and i have 'drink water' on my to do list.
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all i need in this life of sin is me and my space heater.
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this isn’t working cauliflower rice i’m sorry
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kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century
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lari@martiniposting17 Feb 2021
Sorry to get so political, but I just don’t think anyone deserves to freeze to death
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Why even have a printer if it refuses to print black and white documents because you’re out of blue ink 😤
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so u admit it’s ok to cross the border so ur kids have better living conditions
The Recount (@therecount) profile pictureThe Recount
@therecount19 Feb 2021
Sen. Ted Cruz, back in Texas, says it was "obviously a mistake" to go to Cancun. You can hear protestors chanting "Resign!" in the background.

Sen. Cruz Back in Texas

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Let this be a warning to anyone who dares to attack America: we're cool with it
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