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Bachelor Frog

@bachelorfrogFBF

I'm your friend, your neighbor, your brother, your classmate, your roomate and you.

 Anywhere and everywhere.
Joined December 2010
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  • Followers104
Bathroom graffiti. "EAT A DICK 666" #FBF
"Did I brush my teeth this morning? Eh." #FBF
Screen on phone cracks. Deal with it for months till fixed. #FBF
Smell pants. "These smell clean enough." #FBF
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Show up to work. Take break. #FBF
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Get home feom school/work. First order of business? Remove pants. #FBF
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Forgot all about twitter. Tweet after 425 days. #FBF
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Friend is asleep is same room. To fap or not to fap. #FBF
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Not sure if roommate is watching porn and having sex. Keep listening to find out. #FBF
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Visit parents house. Take all their food. #FBF
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"Ill have you know that I've only fapped twice this whole year." #FoulFrog
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Write 2011 on all papers for next month. #FoulFrog
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Quit on new years resolution. There's always next new years anyways. #FoulFrog
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Roommate forgets to label their food. It's free game now. #FoulFrog
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Laptops dead without charger. Feel lost with boredom. #FoulFrog
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Save up money to buy friends christmas gifts. End up buying yourself gifts. #FoulFrog
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50% less fat. Eat 50% more. #FoulFrog
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To lazy to give dog bath. Spray with febreze. #FoulFrog
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Unannounced visitor. Panic. #FoulFrog
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Life is faps and naps.. #FoulFrog
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