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🤘Hail Satan 🤘 Cat Dad Cutscene Enjoyer 📽️ Weirdo obsessed w/ Metal Gear D https://teapawt.net/t.co/pmfceiTI30 MGDiscord Animator for @heka_collective

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Joined December 2010
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Worst day of the year to escape. She’s super skiddish so I just have to wait until she wants to come back in
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I’m so fucking frustrated. She’s acting like she’s afraid of me. Idk what to do and kids are about to start trick or treating. Cars driving around. She hasn’t been an outside cat for 2 years
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She cut me up good but I got her inside. Churo pouches are like crack to these guys
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My neighbor is genuinely the dumbest person I’ve ever met in my entire life. He screams at the top of his lungs at his dog to shut up when it’s barking. He’s on subs and he has the awareness of a car crash. Idk how he doesn’t know I can’t stand him
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And every single day he lets his dog outside from 2-5. And every single day he screams at that poor dog because that’s when kids are walking home, people get off work, people are walking by. Every single day. The dog is excited to see people who don’t scream it at, so it barks
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Just always being a delinquent
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I bought these thinking they were Hostess Ho-ho’s. They are not. Idk what’s going on but I can’t find HoHos anywhere anymore
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@Hostess_Snacks where the fuck are the Ho-Ho’s?!?!?
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“I’m not mad”
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Shut up nerd
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Country music is objectively the worst sound human beings have ever come up with. It fries one’s brain and that’s why the people who listen to it are absolutely fucking dogshit excuses for a human beings.
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The simplicity of one’s brain in order to enjoy it is just barely above brain dead. The guitars are abysmal howls. The lyrics and voices are like getting hit in the head and your sense are delayed permanently. If there’s a hell and i end up there it’ll be Country music 24/7
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What should I name this big fuck?
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He’s skiddish but also doesn’t give a fuck about me if there’s food. He’s been coming around long enough to know I’m feeding him. I wonder what goes on in his brain.
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I’m not going to pretend like I knew if Patrick Stewart still enjoyed acting, it very much seems like he did. But I feel like it was getting close to, if not already the level of elder abuse they put Stan Lee through. It’s sad for sure but I’m relieved he can rest now
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Deadpool 3’s line about “til you’re 90” is supposed to be a joke, not a sentence. Nostalgia pilled minds are sometimes more worried about fictional characters than the actual lives these people have lived.
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Klunk has it figured out
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When people bitch about keeping politics out of art they’re really saying “don’t make me reflect, let me continue to pretend there aren’t important issues that need address. Don’t wake us up and eventually leave me out”
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Home boy was sitting on my back steps and I almost fucking stepped on him. Scared the shit out of me
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I wish jello had a drink. It looks so good in liquid form before it solidifies.
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I always think his picture in my vet is Hotline Miami lore
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