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Joined June 2019
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You get $10,000 to travel, but you can't cross a red line. Which band are you living in for 2 weeks?
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Remember: Missouri is for you, Texas is for they/them
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Twitter leftists who don’t know their neighbors or participate in any local events, elections, protests: “WE NEED REVOLUTION NOW”
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Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can't even imagine.
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me with hello kitty and sanrio
pretending I wasn’t involved in the hyper commercialization of snoopy in 2023
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pretending I wasn’t involved in the hyper commercialization of snoopy in 2023
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happy birthday to my wife 🥹🫰🏽
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it’s 69 degrees, cloudy and its going to rain tonight it’s absolutely beautiful being in texas right now
i bet living in texas right now feels good as fuck
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tummy hurt
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so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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i will never get over this album cover oh my god
Red Moon in Venus by Kali Uchis has surpassed 2.13B streams on Spotify.
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this emoji 🫩 is exclusively used by 16-year-olds getting mad over shit that no one cares about
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are they really doing 1 mississippi 2 mississippi
The Mississippi U.S. Senate election remains uncalled. Scott Colom leads by 2,493 votes with 97% of the expected vote counted.
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The most annoying person you know would not shut up about these people in 2024
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I’m sick and tired of y’all giving credit to transplants. Most of em only moved here to try and turn Texas into MAGA California, which just managed to piss off everyone Talarico won by 1.2M. That feat was only possible because native Texans—liberal AND conservative—came together
If you are having trouble trying to wrap your head around what happened in Texas and Nevada last night, let me help explain it for you. In 2024 alone, roughly 77,000 people moved from California to Texas. That same year, about 53,000 moved from California to Nevada. Those two states just delivered some of the biggest Democratic wins of the night. James Talarico flipped the U.S. Senate seat and became the first Democrat to win a Texas Senate race since 1988 Gina Hinojosa defeated Greg Abbott and became the first Democratic governor of Texas in decades Aaron Ford defeated incumbent Republican Joe Lombardo and flipped the governor’s office.
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her kid can never ask her for homework help💔💔
Replying to @aeryonxo
Your dumb af to is sending a letter to someone
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I dislike when people say all Mexicans are indigenous because it quickly turns into ignoring the fact indigenous communities in Mexico are still suffering and that Mexicans can be incredibly racist towards indigenous people
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pov tu fais malencontreusement glisser ton doigt sur le tiktok shop
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when oomf who hates everything announces they hate a new thing and it's like yeah we know
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7 years ago today, Doja Cat released “Cyber S*x.”
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