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she/her
Joined January 2014
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if anyone is feeling discouraged in their fitness journey just know i lost 5lbs this month and the only comments i received were two different customers at work telling me they thought i was pregnant
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watching edits of the couple that climbed the empire state building on my walking pad to remind myself what i could have if i was hot
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i will never find love. i will never meet a man. a man will never be attracted to me. etc (manifesting)
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got texted by the wrong one FUCK
i hope you guys are all enjoying your texts from your ex situationships this venus retrograde !! sooo glad it’s not happening to me !! *gunshot*
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honestly have 0 regrets about going into debt to invest in myself (walking pad, nails, lashes, laser hair removal, skincare) like actually it’s ok that love will never find me. and while i’m at it i’m completely done fucking guys that look like their name is Glump
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i hope you guys are all enjoying your texts from your ex situationships this venus retrograde !! sooo glad it’s not happening to me !! *gunshot*
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been having weird dreams ever since i started sleeping with proper posture
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π”±π”žπ”Άπ”©π”¬π”― Φ΄ ΰ£ͺ𖀐 retweeted
My death is more guaranteed than my wedding so instead of looking for my soulmate im going to look for my soul
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π”±π”žπ”Άπ”©π”¬π”― Φ΄ ΰ£ͺ𖀐 retweeted
Guys will be like β€œso what are you looking for?” And then they get weird when you say you’re looking for your soulmate. Sorry did you want me to say I’m looking for whack dick and no sleepover after?
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β€œwasted” a vacation day sleeping until 1pm but now I feel rested and rejuvenated and don’t want to die anymore so actually it was worth it but only bipolars will understand β™₯️
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asked a resort worker about where to find weed and she told us to go to the KFC where we will β€œfind just one guy”
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feeling incredibly unstable potentially the most unstable i have ever been in my life or could have ever fathomed being but go sleep now
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beautiful bartender at the pool bar knows me as pina colada
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just the fourth croissant and the sixth pina colada for me thanks
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i am having So Much fun and it’s because i did my own lashes that’s why. life is so much fun with eyelashes
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they mix the free drinks here as what i expect are quintuples
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