if anyone is feeling discouraged in their fitness journey just know i lost 5lbs this month and the only comments i received were two different customers at work telling me they thought i was pregnant
watching edits of the couple that climbed the empire state building on my walking pad to remind myself what i could have if i was hot
i will never find love. i will never meet a man. a man will never be attracted to me. etc (manifesting)
honestly have 0 regrets about going into debt to invest in myself (walking pad, nails, lashes, laser hair removal, skincare) like actually itβs ok that love will never find me. and while iβm at it iβm completely done fucking guys that look like their name is Glump
i hope you guys are all enjoying your texts from your ex situationships this venus retrograde !! sooo glad itβs not happening to me !! *gunshot*
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My death is more guaranteed than my wedding so instead of looking for my soulmate im going to look for my soul
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Guys will be like βso what are you looking for?β And then they get weird when you say youβre looking for your soulmate. Sorry did you want me to say Iβm looking for whack dick and no sleepover after?
βwastedβ a vacation day sleeping until 1pm but now I feel rested and rejuvenated and donβt want to die anymore so actually it was worth it but only bipolars will understand β₯οΈ
asked a resort worker about where to find weed and she told us to go to the KFC where we will βfind just one guyβ
feeling incredibly unstable potentially the most unstable i have ever been in my life or could have ever fathomed being but go sleep now
i am having So Much fun and itβs because i did my own lashes thatβs why. life is so much fun with eyelashes



