The Indiana Pacers are the best basketball team in the world

This cannot be real dawg 😭

Smokin that shit that got Jack in the box

When I’m trying to think of a good pun I call that puntificating

I think it should be for Ed Sheeran’s shame that he and Sinéad O'Connor ever represented the same country.

It’s funny that the generation that told us video games would rot our brains probably have the highest percentage of AI psychosis among the general public

Listening to End of August by Noah Kahan and scream crying today

Feels really obvious to me already who has given their brain over to the LLMs and who hasn’t. It’s been like a year and a half or something and can already see who’s got a completely rotted out frontal lobe. Only gonna get worse folks

Girth certificate? Is this anything?

Dolly Parton’s passing is probably the worst day for white people since JFK’s assassination

Honestly pretty awesome that the Steelers have a head coach who looks like an amalgamation of every dude currently living in Pittsburgh

Took this one step further and even married a mutual. This shit rocks and I love my wife

This shit is like ubiquitous on job apps now it's so fucking awesome that they're shoehorning this bullshit into everything ever. Not a single question about my professional or personal accomplishments at all lmfao.