I’m literally just here to giggle and tweet about dorky shit.

The Country, AL
Joined May 2021
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I like holding hands & counting bands
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1 year ago today, the First Episode for the ‘IT: Welcome To Derry’ series premiered on HBO Max. 🎈
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Folks from my HS be marrying each other and folks around town.. and I be wondering why they never wanted to explore other options outside of what we grew up with, lol. But they’re married and I’m single, so lemme shut my ass up.
do you ever wonder if something is fucking wrong with you because people you went to school with seem to do the marriage, kids and family pipeline seemingly so easily while you on the other hand are so picky and particular about who you date and/or let into your life???
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Ya know… I travel so much nowadays that I be having enough points for free rooms and don’t even realize it. LMAO
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Imagine your child growing up believing big dreams are NORMAL because they watched you pursue yours!!!!
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I love when cats stop in the middle of giving themselves a bath and stare off into the distance like they're trying to remember if they turned the oven off before they left for work.
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How come a lot of them hotels in Birmingham have terrible ratings? 😭
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We honestly DO NOT talk enough about how God will give you a completely ordinary day. No emergencies, no devastating phone calls, no chaos. Just peace. That alone is a blessing.
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Gide damn. I’m FERAL.
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Men who still live at home with their parents always talking bout sum “to help my mom out” … help her with what
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Did this this past weekend, and it got filthy. 😪
Want to go clubbing with a man I feel intense lust for
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I host Thanksgiving every year, and WHEW
Have y'all ever hosted a holiday for your family before? That shit a lot of work 😭
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isn’t love the point of it all? #weddingtings
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Santana said y’all some stuffless ass hoes.
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The Yung Miami some HEAT
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My facial structure eats DOWN.
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my ass really so heavy idk how anyone is accomplishing anything, myself included
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Shrooms.
What’s the drug you took that gave you the best sex
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that’s why i started sending my pics to my side niggas cus yo main nigga gone disappoint u
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