@baesauce

im the most normal girl alive

Joined June 2019
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bisexual coworker asking me in great detail how being a stone top works girl i just woke up
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so i tweeted this about a specific scenario that ended up going wrong in a way i did Not imagine would happen so now im reassured that if i just think of it first it cant go wrong that way (i fear this will not be helpful)
♡vi♡@baesauceOct 24
ever since i was a small child ive had this impulse to imagine in great detail the worst possible case scenario for any situation ever bc it makes me feel like it cant happen if ive already thought itll happen. wonder what thats all about
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sphynx's r like the huskies of cats
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Reductress@ReductressOct 23
Phew! Conversation Safely Steered to Movies
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ever since i was a small child ive had this impulse to imagine in great detail the worst possible case scenario for any situation ever bc it makes me feel like it cant happen if ive already thought itll happen. wonder what thats all about
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2 coughing babies, atomic bomb, and a secret 3rd thing
Letterboxd
@letterboxdOct 23
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 👀🩸
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getting older means that if u wanna drink sugary cocktails u have to accept that u might shit ur pants the next day
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this is what shopping at the goodwill bins feels like
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Me on letterboxd
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🐺@peefuzzOct 18
How it feels to be anything at all
Dr Sean Travers@seanjetraversOct 17
How it feels to follow people first
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between moving in with my girlfriend, 2 jobs, and being an amc a lister, i have a lot on my plate as you can imagine
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Grown ass men doing October photo dump. For Christ Sake, Go pour some concrete
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how it all feels lately
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im lowkey a retired party girl now but i do believe this was my peak
♡vi♡@baesauceFeb 5
went out with my coworkers last weekend and started picking up and curling random men at the club and also calling men bitches #justagirl
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prince naveen@clawveenOct 5
Tryna figure out if a movie is good or not but everyone on letterboxd wanna be a comedian
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gay person: I'm gay autistic person: I'm autistic that one gay and autistic friend: You should really go see the new Resident Evil movie
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Frank@7athausOct 3
if i beat that pussy up is you gon tell on me
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mona@gonefishngOct 4
lesbians and trans men when you turn off hannibal
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coughing baby vs atomic bomb
Letterboxd
@letterboxdOct 2
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 📲
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