I deal with the world through satire and haiku. Ambitious but average drummer. Penchant for tabloid headlines. Life-long dream: swim with the sharks.

H - Town, Texas
Joined September 2008
"The most important thing we take from nature is our existence." @SylviaEarle Photo by Syd Sujuaan
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"Oh what fun ..." Thwack. "It is to sing ..." Thwack. "A slaying song tonight." Thwack. The #barrage of attacks upon the carcass complete, Santa lay down his knife. "You always look a little psychotic when you #carve the turkey," stated Mrs Claus. #vss365 #vsschristmas
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Nijō Castle, Kyoto, by Tsuchiya Kōitsu (1870-1949) #shinhanga
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Costco refuses to stop selling the "My Pillow" traitor's merchandise. Says they're going to "honor" their agreement with him. It'd be a real shame if resisters everywhere heard this news, boycotts Costco and drops their memberships as I have. Just a shame!
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I was so moved by Ms. Gorman's words. She truly captured the moment and the mood of the nation. #InaugurationDay
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Protect yourself from hates harmful undercurrents; ride the changing tide. #haikuchallenge (protect)
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Shimizu Yūko
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“The important thing is to never stop questioning [or learning].” – Albert Einstein
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Watch these jellies glow. ✨ Learn more about moon jellies in our Marine Life Encyclopedia: bit.ly/2K4JmQS
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I like Jaws as much as the next person, but one quote in particular has always bothered me. Quint says that sharks have "lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes", but that just isn't true. Great whites have very pretty dark brown eyes with blue irises.
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Just a reminder.
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Houston Chronicle calls on Cruz to resign, argues his actions helped fuel pro-Trump mob hill.cm/3Cu9XOw
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A well deserved honor for this master of haiku. #haiku
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Autumn Landscape by Okamoto Toyohiko (1773–1845) #shijoschool
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Voting Rights Act of 1965 establishes criminal penalties for officials who refuse to report legally cast votes freep.com/story/opinion/cont…
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"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." Nineteen eighty-four, a novel. George Orwell, 1st edition, 1949 bit.ly/2tsJZYW
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