If Kim Jong Un is dead then I would like to formally offer his barber a job.
I can't promise a palace to work in.
But i can promise you a blank canvas for you to paint your masterpiece.
Nobody does it like you my G.
Spot a theme before the trade happens & you have a stress free journey to the moon.
Solana is that trade. If you think that SOL memes aren’t getting tongue punched to billions soon, then reconsider. Fast.
$CATE will lead that run. You Sidelined? Or pre rich?
$CATE is the biggest single asymmetric bet on Fomo, pumpfun and Solana all thriving as we enter the bull.
118k hodlers aren’t leaving even on this 3rd drawdown. There won’t be a fourth.
You gonna sit in the cuck chair? Or you going to be on the right side of crypto history?
White Collar Crime Inc retweeted
80K+ CATE holders on Fomo. I’m about to hit 500K followers on Fomo. Most of the supply is sitting in public wallets.
AND SOMEHOW NO ONE IS PRICING ANY OF THIS INTO CATE’S GROWTH.
CATE will hit 100M and everyone will finally realize it’s actually going to billions.
Then CATE will hit billions and everyone will finally realize it’s actually going to flip DOGE.
And the entire fucking time you’ll be sitting on the sidelines watching it happen, asking “why?” 😹😹😹
THE CATALYST IS THE COMMUNITY.
CATE WILL FLIP DOGE. 💛🐈
$CATE
The 2nd fastest meme ever to 100k hodlers.
@PoorGoat_ has all the motion right now, owns 3% and won’t sell until he OTC’s his coins in the billions.
20-80 million a day in volume with no T1 listings…yet.
A community of delusional believers onboarding more everyday…
$CATE 3 violent pullbacks from ath and each time it based, rallied & accumulated more believers, currently at 106,549. @PoorGoat_ hasn’t sold a single coin and is bagworking like a wild man. Eventually it will speed run to an unholy number. Will you watch from the cuck chair?
$CATE is a behemoth
Historical Hold Times for Sol memes…
•2024: About 1 full day.
•2025: Around 100 seconds.
•2026: Down to 58–62 seconds.
Meanwhile @PoorGoat_ is building a cult of personality where hodlers are afraid to sell. After it giga nuked 80% in a 1 candle!
$fartcoin …The Movie
SCENE 1
INT DINGY BASEMENT - NIGHT
A man in his 20’s (played by deaged Ian Mckellan) types methodically.
The monitor light permeates the inky blackness.
Cracking a Monster Energy tallboy we hear a simulated fart noise. He shakes his head…not good enough
Why do crypto people call non kols ‘retail’? It’s like they think some basement neckbeard with 32k followers pumping Aids Coin is Blackrock.
Let me assure you that all the crypto bros capitulating and pivoting to stocks right now is more of a top signal than the day trading for small cash accounts and @elonmusk’s pension liquidity scam IPO.
Remember the glory days of 2025 when it was only one country manipulating the market on a daily basis.









