The Bald Fat Guy

I remember when @WordsWFriends was actually about playing against your friends instead of multiple computer generated opponents, lengthy animated splash screens, and begging me to pay more for a game I purchased years ago…

Dark Chocolate or Milk Chocolate?

________ |___| |___| | | | X | |____ ___| Do you have a preferred side of the bed?

15 is a big number, no? Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Some of us will run And some of us crawl And some won't learn to live at all

I leave for an archery tournament in about 2 hours. Why do I feel like a shower right now is going to make me late?

Do I know anyone in the area of the Walmart in Carnegie that could take measurements of one of the areas they lease inside?

Are these still called tweets?

… is this thing on?

What is this? Wrong answers only…

I am a leaf in the wind.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 18 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).

Yessssss! instagram.com/p/CpsvZS_OzVF/…

Please consider signing. The cost of Samsung parts is already crazy. change.org/p/stop-samsung-fr…

Do I answer the onslaught of “how’s it going?” questions from the client that I told I would let them know when the upgrades are done? Or do I just finish the upgrades and let them know?

Made Kim’s nose wrinkle hard! - Drinking a Pipeline Porter by @KonaBrewingCo at @burgatorybar — untp.beer/s/c1245416463 – at Imperial, PA

To the people of @pandoramusic, just a suggestion, if I may. If I tell my smart speaker to play music from “INSERT BAND HERE,” perhaps the first song you play should, oh I dunno… BE THAT BAND?

Second Archery Shoot for #K8lynn. I think she found a sport she likes. @ Belle Vernon Area High School instagram.com/p/CnrkrenOEzW/… – at Fellsburg, PA

Peanut Butter and Jelly milkshake #IYKYK @themilkshakefactory #aintnothinglikeit @ Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania instagram.com/p/Cncz7V8voEd/… – at Pittsburgh, PA

Getting the chillers looked at for surgical approval. #gottagowheretheinsuranceapproves (@ Family Care Pharmacy - @changeincwv in Weirton, WV) swarmapp.com/c/31JDKpL5tDq – at Weirton, WV