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I tell you, my future looks bleak. Neither my mum nor I could find my car at the garden centre. That's because we'd taken hers.
My sister’s flight yesterday cancelled for weather issues, nothing to do with the FAA ground stop. She’s heard nothing about a rebooking and it’s impossible to get through to an agent. She’s lucky she can stay with me instead of having to fork over for a hotel
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Asked sis if she wanted to go out for breakfast, my treat.
Oh yes, she says.
She ate hardly anything. Turns out she’d been scoffing jelly babies all night 🤦♀️
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Things my sis took to London and did not use:
Hot water bottle
Head lamp
Binoculars
Long underwear
Waterproof trousers
Could have had room for more packets of jelly babies 😂
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Sis bought so many packs of jelly babies she’s going to have to wear a shirt, jumper, a hoodie and a coat on the plane 😂😂
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Sis has decided to read all the news articles she can find - out loud - on people killed by grizzlies 🐻🤷🏼♀️
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I’d make a terrible spy. One glass of wine and I blew the cover story sis & I had concocted so she could leave her friend after an hour 😂
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Sis meeting a friend from school. I ducked into the National Gallery and inhaled a glass of wine 😂 🍷
(Sis and I didn’t go to the same school)
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.@Greebohobbes @externallylaws I am wearing the fingerless mittens 😂😂😂
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