Horses only have 1 toe, cow, a horseshoe would nail your hooves together

Pssst..think she was a scavenger too

Snake took damage like Mario hitting a Koopa 🥀

Humans really saw the beauty of nature and said “this is the perfect spot for a Walmart parking lot”

If you had the option to be venomous instead of a constrictor, would you go for it?

Still working on it

@Nytramyth Toxic by Brittany Spears

@pythontries Trust in me by Scarlett Johansson

@_Rooincrisis_ Jump by Kriss Kross

@chickenincrisis The Chicken Dance by Werner Thomas

@rabbitincrisiss White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane

@ichewthings I Smell a Rat by the White Stripes

@LionInCrisis Circle of Life from Disney’s Lion King

@sharkincrisis Jaws by John Williams

@Croww_things Death is Just around the Corner from the Addams Family musical

@horsetwting Dark Horse by Katy Perry

@mooseincrisis Rehab by Amy Winehouse

If every animal on Twitter had a theme song: a 🧵 @cowincrisis Mooo by Doja Cat

And we are aware of you