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Joined August 2022
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last night was a silent film (i went nonverbal)
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They gave him a steak with candles like he’s a dog about to die.
No cake, just steak. Happy Birthday @SecKennedy! We are so grateful for your leadership and determination to Make America Healthy Again.
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your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny
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Someone lick my balls NOW!!!!!
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when the friend group is on TikTok at the same time and we genuinely reach flow state
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standing in the freezer aisle with a bag of chips on his head
Connor Storrie in newly shared video.
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when a woman smokes it's because she has a troubled past and a kind soul but when a man smokes it's because he's a loser with no self discipline
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Having some coke... A-COLA!!!
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This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name
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I have a fondness for her in my heart even though I don’t trust a word she says. similar to SZA
‘Marty Supreme’ star Odessa A’zion clears up those internet rumors about her hair #CriticsChoiceAwards
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i delete posts cuz i be getting mature over the hours
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no bc I can’t handle this I’m gonna explode
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If Ashley Katchedorian is watching the door then how the FUCK did Deandra get in here??
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he heard gracie abrams
137 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear.
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Okay Erika Kirk needs to CHILL
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wasnt a joke
Sabrina Carpenter jokes that she wants “d*ck please” for her birthday tomorrow during her freestyle of “Nonsense” at tonight’s NYC show.
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woke up today
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I’m so glad I don’t got kids I only got $32 rn
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Is he a fag now?
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