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Jim Martin (XII)

@barelysarcasm

TV / Film writer, producer, comedian & wannabe rockstar. Accidentally awesome. Deceivingly simple. Buy my movie here: https://teapawt.net/t.co/1MHw2DNpQn

 los angeles
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Joined February 2010
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On the train in Winchester and the women in front of me has a screen saver of her and a man on her phone. That is not the man she is sitting with and sharing a bag of wotsits. Also she has a wedding ring and he doesn’t. #drama
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I’m upset that Tony Romo is off TV. If you’re gonna punish a guy who doesn’t bend over to put on his Skechers and answers the Corona hotline with drinking advice because he was “operating under the influence” then maybe look in the mirror. You hired the man who lives the gimmick.
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I’m so glad @ReelBigFish exists.
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Nick Sirianni looks like he just found out his wife cheated on him again after promising she wouldn’t at the shore last summer. #MondayNightFootball
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With mandatory turtlenecks.
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Make NFL sideline jackets great again.
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Overshown has been good tonight. #CowboysNation
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Like watching your children’s teeth being pulled. - A Dallas Cowboy Fan witnessing their defense (2026)
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Like - but they pull the teeth out really slowly and can’t get out of their own way.
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We need to stop admiring tech engineers and AI fan boy entrepreneurs and do one simple thing. Go back to what we did in the 1980’s. Bully the shit out of nerd virgins like @elonmusk
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The hilarity of Giants fans being excited about JJ McCarthy and Michigan fans forgetting to grow up. I love chaos.
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Always excited to hear what cowardly take @AnthonyDabbundo uses on every show he’s on. I am so sorry about every bad thing that happens to him. But eat the @davidchang stew!
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My wife has a smile that shouldn’t be allowed. I’m lucky she hates leaving the flat.
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Liam Gallagher
@liamgallagherOct 11
Manchester vibes in the area
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Top of the league.
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F.J. DeSanto@FJDesantoOct 11
The Revolution starts here. Down with the League. Down with the Red Cartel. Down with every ex player, pundit, and so called journalist. Zero fucks given. CIty forever.
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Liam Gallagher
@liamgallagherOct 11
FUCK THE RED CARTEL
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Ate the whole ham and cheese baguette from the Greggs outlet, but added HP and mayo. Wild morning. Welcome back @premierleague
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Hey @DannyBKelly - are we or are we not excited about all these referees on screen tonight. Tuned in for the zebras.
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Did you know… Michael Rennie was ill The day the Earth stood still But he told us where we stand And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear Claude Rains was The Invisible Man
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Just blew my nose so hard I sharted. So I guess this is growing up.
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