im at ur girls place snapping twigs in front of her. she claps every time i get one without using my knee

i love reading 3 tweets then logging off

are u a deer or mailbox

another long day at the normal job factory

this is nature account now

(tweeting three times a week) i should get paid to do this

this probably isnt the time or place for this but im gonna eat some cheesecake

808 etiquette

is now a good time

libraries should have more snipers

this cat keeps dropping spotify links on my doormat

i never know when to leave the roundabout

i found a stray cat so i really dont need to tweet anymore

a wojak for your troubles ma'am

i can make up one guy per second if needed

think im gonna eat 4 granola bars

i wanna believe snails and slugs respect each others differences but idk