Those commercials where they remake old songs really slow with a sad dude on acoustic guitar or a depressed woman on a piano? Terrible.
Clinton/sanders supporters rioting in Portland. Cops kept same staff but Starbucks had to call in backup. Most polite bottle throwing ever.
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Just was watching the news... maybe they'll ask me to sing 'You Can't Always Get What You Want' at the inauguration, ha!
Im a majority rule guy so I'll get behind this somehow but honestly our President Elect reminds me of the guy I have to ask leave the bar
Gay or straight how does anyone not pick Liberace if you could have anyone's voice on your phone? #liberacecocktail #kahlua #bacardi
#WorldSeries The Cubs manager soooo looks like he's wearing one of those novelty glasses and nose disguise things
The Cubs manager soooo looks like he's wearing one of those novelty glasses and nose disguise things #worldseries #cubs #indians
#thewininghour had this Good bit of wine knowledge about our neighbor to the south that's great for sparking some bar chat. teapawt.net/thewininghour/status/7…
Love when a business owner with 3 houses and 5 sports cars tells me they wouldn't be able to handle a minimum wage raise. #socialcontract
You're seriously dating yourself if you assume happy hour is automatically 2 for 1. #happyhour #2for1 #borninthe50s m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRS3cL…
#1 common sense rule being ignored by people who need reprogramming... The left lane is the freakin passing lane!!!! #commonsense#leftlane
Tried to give a panhandler bottles water since I didn't have any change. He asked me if there was any booze in it. #panhandling #freebooze
Interior Decorator Drunk- When your get so plastered you decide to completely rearrange your entire place #kindsofdrunk #fewtoomany
I'm opening a restaurant called "Booths and Happy Hour" because that's all anyone freakin wants. #wedlikeboot #isithappyhour?
Have we slipped or advanced enough as a society where a Wine company could market a "breakfast wine?" #breakfastwine #classyhairofthedog





