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Yacht-Master, never been sailing

Joined February 2012
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⏱️ Full-time: 🌹 #Rovers 2-1 #WHUFC ⚒️ GET IN!!!! 🎇 #ROVvWHU 🔵⚪️
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The minds and going-abouts of the cattle are truly fascinating
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Obviously the pints you fucking idiot
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What a way to spend a Wednesday man. Can’t wait to do this on one of them weird days between Christmas and new year.
I’m off work today. Kids are in school and I’m not feeling great so I’ve got a litre of Lucozade and I’m going to watch every episode of the Simpsons that has an average IMDB rating of 9.0 or higher. Here we go
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That’s genuinely the best/most insane thread I’ve ever seen 😭😭😭. What a fucking madman
Dark Tourism 🧵 1. Bin Laden Compound #Abbottabad Pakistan 🇵🇰
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Don't get lemon Bill, it don't suit ya. Spell it, you cunt. C-u-n-t, Cunt. I meant "lemon", soppy bollocks
Wasn’t expecting this from @TamerHassan on talkSPORT Breakfast this morning 🤣🫣
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90+3' 🌹 #Rovers 3-1 #Millwall 🦁 ANDRIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🇮🇸 #ROVvMIL 🔵⚪️
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I don’t want no sad music at my funeral, please play Sexy Boy by Shawn Michaels
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Every estate has scummy fuckers like this on it. Nasty feral cunts that terrorise the neighbourhood- often a few houses, all related generational cunts. Front gardens either like scrap yards or blinged bollocks. Moped cunts. Burglars. Dealers. No morals. Let them all rot in hell.
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Fantastic bit of old school graffiti on my street. You don't get these types of call out much these days, gotta respect the message here.
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When you order a pint with a curry
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🚨 NEW: Kemi Badenoch joins the police for a drugs raid in Surrey
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we will never see a another statesman like this as long as any of us live
Reporter: Why is the U.S. intervening to support the Japanese yen at this time? Trump: Japan’s been very good to us, with the exception, of course, of Pearl Harbor.
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Jeff Hardy says he was bigger than Barack Obama during the peak of his WWE career.
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Plato gets banned from Ikea
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“It hurts. It hurts my soul”. Lionel Scaloni. 💔🥺 @DSports 🎥
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Well, I dropped the depth charges onto him. Give him my regards.
My father was the commander submarine S21 ARA Santa Fe. I know the storie. Bozo? More respect please.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Chris Parry was the helicopter pilot who actually dropped depth charges on ARA Santa Fe. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Par… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARA_Santa…
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