Girls be like, "I don't know why my entire body hurts today, it's not like I did anything crazy last night.."

Calvin Harris tickets being almost $400 on the presale is lowkey insane.

I NEED a video of @CloZeeOfficial playing Color Of Your Soul at @sevenstarsfest last night

I wish I was watching Vanderpump for the first time ever in 2026

Someone called and asked what the cover was tonight and I told them $5. They responded with, “per person??” Uhh yeah like what the fuck else would I mean?

Not grammar according to 98% of posts

Thinking about sending it to the Yankees Brewers game next weekend because I need some excitement in my life.

Listening to some man scream tell a story about some girls “grilled cheese vagina” at 6:30 pm was not on today’s bingo card. I heard him loud and clear while pouring beers and he was at a table 20 feet away from me.

I need a vacation.

I hate when people ask if we carry Tito’s like it’s some obscure thing no one has ever heard of. On the flip side, there’s people who act like I kicked their dog when we don’t have something dumb like black cherry Windsor. I am just mad at people in general.

AND so many, “I have a tab under John (or whatever other dumb common name).” There’s 400 ppl in here my guy, you really think you’re the only one named John?

Still shocked at the amount of “I have a tab..” “okay what’s your name?” “No, I have a tab..” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU” interactions I had tonight.

3 incidents involving police and 3 fights in the last week and a half of bartending. I’m tired.