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Bart Freebairn

@bartlol

Comedian. Dog lover. Food Wizard. Gym Fool. Bringing a show to Sydney Fringe!!

 Melbourne
fringecomedy.com.au/single-event?show_id=525
Joined April 2009
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Bart Freebairn@bartlol4 Jul 2016
Sleeping pills are the cheapest first class alternative when flying. You're in a nice seat. I'm in another dimension.
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Bart Freebairn@bartlol1 Oct 2016
I like to shake up my cans of coke before I open them because I like my drinks to be excited to see me.
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My #micf review of the extremely likeable loose unit that is Bart Freebairn (@bartlol) heraldsun.com.au/entertainme…
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ass@DemiLardner26 Oct 2014
LETS PLAY FUCK, MARRY, KILL. OKAY ME FIRST, I USE THEM ALL ON MYSELF
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Nick Cody@TheNickCody29 Jul 2014
If you can afford a life coach, you don't need a life coach. #NailingIt
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Best blurb of the Melbourne Fringe? @bartlol #mfringe
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ass@DemiLardner4 Jul 2014
I wish birds had human lips, that way when they peck you to death, it just feels like thousands of kisses.
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The way I make a booty call: I just text "BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY" at them until they relent and hand over the booty.
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Claire@Daly_Original3 Apr 2014
Very very very good @bartlol #micf Best I've seen this year to date. I cried. Laugh cried that is.
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Sim Flanagan@FlanaganSim24 Jan 2014
#FF to @bartlol and @fringe_world - this time next week I'll be producing your show in #Perth ! #comedy fringeworld.com.au/program/e…
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Crazy new @iLoveGGLetters w/ @JamesFosdike & @BartLOL. Not for the faint of heart iTunes: tinyurl.com/iLGGLitunes Or: tinyurl.com/98iLGGL
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All realistic discussions about environmentalism eventually return to eugenics or zombies
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Count Zero@dailypornograph20 Nov 2013
“@bartlol:[…] foot massages and whispered compliments always trump methadone.” Everything trumps Methadone. Especially heroine.
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Matt Okine@mattokine25 Oct 2013
I feel like the nivea moisturiser in my supermarket basket doesn't quite match the gangsta beats burning up my headphones right now.
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Nick Cody@TheNickCody18 Oct 2013
Texting with @bartlol discussing #business. #Bugatti
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Cass@FintyWizard4 May 2013
All my favourite podcasts come together on the latest @iLoveGGLetters. So much wrongness with @dassalo & @bartlol but so funny.
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Ep69. Tommy @Dassalo & @BartLOL love @GreenGuideTV letters. A hilarious time! Listen free : ilovegreenguideletters.com/e…
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Samm Blake@sammblake25 Jan 2013
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@bartlol watch it :) youtube.com/watch?feature=pl…!
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Ballarat Live Show w/ @BartLOL, @TheNickCody & Arthur Comer this Sat! Bus trip tix still avail : tinyurl.com/d2qevqj
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LOL Comedy@LOLMelbourne12 Dec 2012
@CeliaPacquola and Bart Freebairn will be taking the stage at The Portland tonight! Tix for just $9! @bartlol Awesome night, please RT!
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