Indefatigable Maestro. Up The Ra. Enjoyer of gritty second basemen with good bat-to-ball skills. Yanks.
Joined February 2022
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If money didn't matter my true desire would be to be a high school history teacher and baseball coach
Any women who have been shamed or hurt by their boyfriends for their Halloween costumes please feel free to use me as a safe space. Preferably blonde girls dressing up as cinderella or also perhaps a brunette dressed as a leopard. I am fertile, kind, and 6'1 in shoes.
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If I had a penny for every AL east third baseman who chanted “Da jankees lose” with David Ortiz then watched a national league team win the World Series on their home field, I’d have two pennies, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
If you're making under 60k a year you should just say fuck it and go work at a ski resort instead. You'll make 90% the same money but with far more benefits to your mental health and overall enjoyment of life
Your greatest responsibility as a father is to force your kids to love sports from a young age. It will positively impact their friendships, social groups, intelligence, and personality far more than literally any other activity.
