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just a cyberpunk npc

stolen land | PNW
Joined April 2020
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I would rather have a long-term partner obliterate my brain stem with a captive bolt gun designed for cattle than sit me down to ask if we can open the relationship
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you’ll fall in love with a man on monday and find out he jerks off to his coworkers instagram pics on tuesday so don’t get too comfortable
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“go to hell” is basic. “i hope you get into bioware rpgs super late, EA gets sold to saudi arabia less than a year later, and then bioware is shut down completely and mass effect 5 is canceled" is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying. it's happened to me.
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The partner that cheated didn’t think about all of this before cheating btw
“i would never forgive cheating” sounds very confident until you actually have to decide what to do with 15 years of marriage, three children, a mortgage and a person you still love.
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if i were to be a night city resident i’d probably be one of those people V runs over
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the only time straight men wanna dismantle the patriarchy is when the topic is them paying for dates and taking out the trash LMFAOO
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Whatever Korra did they all deserved it
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I want to be romantic but whenever I try to be vulnerable I get shot so
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cuando un hombre dice “si yo fuera mujer seria bien puta” pienso… bro, no tienes q ser mujer para follarte hombres, be free
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I hope Noah block yo ass.
you fell in love with what you thought we could be. that’s not really my fault
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los hombres son tan putitos que se les hace normal coger en la primera cita pero regalar flores es un suicidio para ellos
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men are having a really hard time accepting the fact that they need to do some inner work and behave differently
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"Scientist with a gun" is a really underrated character design choice. We really don't see enough of them nowadays
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i don’t suck the dicks of losers, which basically means i don’t suck dick at all 😇
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it’s always “she was crazy” and never “i lied to her a million fvcking times”
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wearing a bra doesn’t align with who i am as a person
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Lying to someone to gain access to them is predatory behavior, especially when the deception is meant to bypass their boundaries, manipulate their choices, or undermine informed consent.
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