non binary Joker retweeted
i voted for Hillary 17 times today using multiple social security numbers #StillWithHer
i feel like i’m starting my period and i want to *** #AtLeastImNotPregnant 🏃
sent my dad john pork to explain what my halloween costume was and he goes "wait thats funny"
damn okay tapped in
when i called apple support last night and the AI woman hung up on me after trying to get me to delete all the data from my phone
guy who i hooked up with last weekend literally triggered me like a sleeper agent he was allllll up in my beeswax just to stare at me all fucking weekend like i had killed his entire family.
i’ve had the worst semester of my life academically and i genuinely think i might fail multiple classes 😇














