Brooke Aukerman

I have to leave in 10 minutes and guess where I am

Not me hearing Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran on the radio and having a crisis because at 15 years old this was it when it came to school dances and dancing with your crush. And now “baby my heart could still fall as hard at 23” Nope. That’s not how old I am.

Imagine how many people are awake waiting for the clock to strike midnight.

Blake - “if you like country music do you automatically know every country song?” Yes babe.

Everyone and their fathers are all mowing today so I’ll be sneezing for a month mind your business

Ever been excited about your faith and worked out to Jesus music??? OH BABY

Tulips are my favorite they literally make me want to cry they’re so beautiful

Ever sprinted to the bar to make it in time for Trivia Night?? 10/10

Imagine a spin-off between ratatouille and beauty and the beasts castle kitchen. I know

Nothing beats sleeping in your bed at home.

PSA to everyone with roommates!! Just because you’re hot doesn’t mean you turn on the AC in the winter you have a window in your room for a reason!!

UO has a way of robbing me. Not mad about it though

this is for the people who’s head doesn’t involuntary start bopping when they hear the intro to Holy Ground… are you okay?

Me: tries to eat healthy Also me: 🤝 High fructose corn syrup

Is there anyone in Ohio that isn’t at the browns game tonight??

a bottle of Lipton tea looks like vegetable oil and no one can change my mind

yes hoodies are a love language and yes it is mine