Somewhat inefficient food processor. Husband. Cat chew-toy. Nerd

Orlando-ish, FL
Joined March 2007
Don’t wait. Don’t put it off. Make the call. Send a message. Say hello again. Life is short, and there are no guarantees you or they will be around tomorrow. Don’t wait.
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Is there something like AA for Nothing Bundt Cakes? Asking for a friend
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Things I like about running face-first into large spider webs:
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Keep the new non-removable CoPilot button in Excel, but when someone clicks it make it open a link to “Never Gonna Give You Up”
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Did the algorithm banish random Russian twitter for everyone or just me?
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Sometimes I feel like Lays Potato Chips are my Kryptonite. I hope that’s not true because I don’t want to die from exposure to potato chips.
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We’re in the Negotiation phase
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Current discussion in work IT Teams: Romance languages. People with a clue besides me: 0 🙄
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Today I’m one of Those People, sitting in a Starbucks and working remotely. HOWEVER I have a… potential distraction from actually Getting Anything Done #projecthailmary
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Having a “carefully watching my speed and blew through a 4-way stop with a police car right behind me” kind of morning.
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Oh no whatever will I do if I lose these rewards
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Rockville, but all the bands are playing banjos, fiddles, washboards, moonshine jugs and tub thumping
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Tourist Rocky needs its own film/series.
Hello Earth friends. Rocky taking over for short time. Rocky get ready for important Earth visit. Where Rocky should go first, question? Show Rocky where from. What humans do when other humans visit, question? What snacks? What customs? Show Rocky places. - Rocky
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The universe is funny sometimes. On Tuesday I watched the movie Arrival for the first time, then I got this in yesterday’s mail 🤔
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IT decided to “fix” something that wasn’t broken and error message emails now coming in at roughly two per second #winning
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This morning I thought about how I hadn’t seen any lovebugs yet this season and it turns out that was a silent Summoning Spell
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Well I’m locked out of my work computer and the IT guy is on PTO today 🤷‍♂️
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The Child: I want to watch the Star Wars movies Me:
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“Rewatching” Dune Part 1 and realizing… I’ve not ever seen this 😮
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Project Hail Mary fans fyi, LEGO set 11389 currently showing in stock on Amazon #projecthailmary
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