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🚀 Growth Marketer for mission aligned education, wellness and holistic health brands 🙏 10 yr jiujitsu, yoga, meditation student.

San Diego
Joined June 2009
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Brandon Croke retweeted
What’s a polite way to tell someone, “I’m not discussing this with you because your entire understanding of the subject is built on so many interconnected misconceptions that correcting them would require uninstalling your current worldview and starting the tutorial from birth”?
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Brandon Croke retweeted
I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT
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Brandon Croke retweeted
The ultimate goal is getting paid to be yourself. To solve problems you can't help but solve. To study what you can't pull yourself away from. To eliminate any work that does not challenge you creatively.
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Brandon Croke retweeted
Josh Shapiro then: “Death from measles is completely preventable.” Josh Shapiro now: “Those two deaths were measles related,” and questioning that claim is “spewing irresponsible conspiracy theories.” No. Your original statement implied they died from measles and vaccination would have prevented both deaths. Now a coroner says the infant died from a ruptured spleen unrelated to measles. Asking why the public was misled isn’t a conspiracy theory. When officials repeatedly mislead people—or refuse to correct the record—families naturally begin asking: What else aren’t we being told?
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Brandon Croke retweeted
We're in the middle of the second renaissance where proof of work replaces the resume, an audience replaces the employer, and taste replaces credentials.
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Schools be like “say no to drugs” then medicate a 6 year old for having 6 year old energy.
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Sometimes, I think we’re missing the forest for the trees. Medical Establishment: We’ve never had better tools to help treat cancer! Me: That’s great. But why do are so many people getting cancer? Medical Establishment: There are amazing medicines to treat the millions with immune disorders! Me: Terrific. But why do so many people have immune disorders? Medical Establishment: There are new and better treatments for so many mental illnesses today! Me: Okay, but why do so many people have mental illness? Medical Establishment: We’re learning some of the secrets to correcting metabolic disorders! Me: Good news. But why do so many people have metabolic disorders? Medical Establishment: We’re cracking the code to help fix gut health! Me: Important. But why are so many people’s guts messed up? Medical Establishment: We’re devoting more resources than ever to figuring out how to mitigate side effects from treatments for trans people! Me: Bravo. But why do so many girls say they’re boys, and boys say they’re girls? Medical Establishment: We’ve made great strides in acceptance of obese people. Me: Cool. But shouldn’t we tackle the issues making so many Americans overweight? Medical Establishment: We have great options for injections for people who can’t absorb B12 and Vitamin D! Me: Nice. But why are so many people not able to absorb B12 and Vitamin D? Medical Establishment: We’re figuring out what diet and therapies really work for autistic kids. Me: Yeah— but why do so many kids have autism? What if we really studied and addressed root causes and it ended up solving a lot of these same issues?
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Brandon Croke retweeted
Uncomfortable truth: Thinking you're more evolved than someone is just a sophisticated way to avoid an emotion.
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when a fish is sick, we clean the tank when a dog is sick, we check it's diet when cows bloat, we check the feed when a plant withers, we give it water & put it in the sun so why do we just drug humans instead of checking the world around them?
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Brandon Croke retweeted
Just a quick reminder that they arrested this guy for paddleboarding alone in the ocean during Covid while Anthony Fauci had dinner with Jake Tapper and his wife in DC and Gavin Newsome hosted a party with friends in California.
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Brandon Croke retweeted
Mercury has no place in the mouths of our children or in modern American health care. For decades, we have relied on a material that contains one of the world’s most toxic heavy metals when safe, effective mercury-free alternatives are widely available. @DrOzCMS and I are replacing outdated practices with common sense and putting the health of American families first.
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Brandon Croke retweeted
Shoulds are just the ghosts of wants. They scare you away from yourself.
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Brandon Croke retweeted
Deaths in the US so far in 2026, by cause: Drowning: approximately 1000 (22 kids in Texas alone) Mushroom poisoning: 4 Rattlesnake: 3 Lightning: 2 Marathon: 1 Measles: 0 And, oh yeah, overdose: approximately 30000 Let's try to scare people some MORE about measles, huh?
Fun fact: NOT ONE PERSON IN THE US HAS DIED OF MEASLES IN 2026. Not one. We've had a total of 127 measles hospitalizations this year - 0.001% of all hospital stays. And the outbreaks peaked FIVE MONTHS AGO. I favor measles vaccination. But can the media please drop the drama?
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your future doctor is cheating on all their tests with AI and doomscrolling on tiktok all day so you better start getting healthy
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Brandon Croke retweeted
After helping thousands of people go from "dirty fuel" to "clean fuel." Everything I've learned on one page.
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Brandon Croke retweeted
Cam said this recently: "the more honestly you spend your energy, the more you have." I used to think energy was finite, like a battery. But it's more like a current. Point it at the right things and it builds. Point it at the wrong things and it drains faster than rest can replace it.
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Always go to the funeral. Always go to the hospital. You don't need to know what to say. In times of profound crisis, people don't remember your words, they only remember whether you showed up for them at their lowest moment.
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Brandon Croke retweeted
1. If you resist authority, you couldn’t trust the authority of your childhood. 2. If you refuse your own authority, you are still afraid of becoming the authority of your childhood. 3. If you define yourself by your authority, you are still asking for the approval of the authority of your childhood.
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Nobody needs to control your mind if they can disconnect it from your body. Once the body's offline, your brain will latch onto the nearest external system that promises coherence. The algorithm becomes a nervous system with the feed as its rhythm. You'll end up with a “worldview,” but its more like a prosthetic body and a hijacked mind.
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Brandon Croke retweeted
Today, CMS issued a memo to every hospital telling them to stop serving sugary drinks + inflammatory processed food to patients or risk federal reimbursement. Bold, common sense action that will save lives. We are anxiously awaiting how the media spins this negatively.
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