Data scientist. Tar Heel. If found, please return to @ewstephe. More often at https://xitter.cf/t.co/NRgG9iJ6X3

Washington, D.C.
Joined August 2008
The single biggest ticket item is a DHS contract listed as saving $8 billion. Wow, that's a huge contract! Actually no, it's $8 million. They must have tried to automate scraping the FPDS form and failed. That means we're down to $8.5B in savings. 3/
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Absolutely ecstatic to announce that my debut novel is being published by @penguinrandom! Have never worked harder on or been prouder of anything in all my writing days. I can’t wait for you to read RETRO 💫
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My children watching @sunisalee_ on floor: 2yo: She’s really wiggling! 5yo: She’s the best at sparkling.
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When I was 18, some guy tried to sell me on a smaller school by saying: The smartest kid at UNC is a lot smarter than the smartest kid here, but the dumbest kid at UNC is dumber than the dumbest kid here. Anyway, I went to UNC & met the smart kids, my roommate is an astronaut.
We sat down with @NASA astronaut, double Tar Heel and #UNC24 Spring Commencement speaker Zena Cardman '10, ’14 (MS) for an out-of-this-world Q&A ahead of her return to Chapel Hill 🚀 Get to know the space-traveling Tar Heel 🎓
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During my first DC internship, the company where I worked closed a newspaper. I’ve been expecting a day like yesterday for 15 years. I loved working with some of the most talented people I know. Hire these folks 👇🏻
NEW: Major layoffs at the Wall Street Journal’s D.C. bureau yesterday left the newsroom reeling. “This is like dropping a neutron bomb on the newsroom,” said one of the reporters affected. I got the names of most of the journalists who were laid off: politico.com/newsletters/pla…
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The front page of tomorrow's @dailytarheel – I shed many tears while typing up these heart-wrenching text messages sent and received by UNC students yesterday. Our campus was on lockdown for more than three hours. Beyond proud of this cover and the team behind it.
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Since no one will see this, I'll just say it: Cheese is disgusting.
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JUST IN: "I will not seek re-election to Democratic leadership in the next Congress," Speaker Pelosi says, adding that she will continue to represent the people in San Francisco in the U.S. House. nbcnews.to/3UM0UjI
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CNN projects Democrats retain control of the Senate   CNN projects that Democratic Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto will defeat Republican Adam Laxalt in the Nevada Senate race.
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👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️ Happy Monday! The @normconf schedule and talks are up! (Yes, once again reiterating that this is a joke tweet that became a real conference that's happening in December.) normconf.com/#schedule
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how can you not love george springer😭
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"There were calls to say goodbye to family members" by @SecretService detail with @VP45, a @WhiteHouse security official told @January6thCmte.
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UNC this entire retirement tour
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It’s a great day to be a Tar Heel. Hope I survive the week.
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Watching the ending of the Coach K Farewell Tour™
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avoid touching this button at all costs today it's sloppy out there
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This feels private.
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Remember, folks, suburban schools are a political battlefield between horrified parents and administrators in the thrall of new, ultra-progressive ideas about racial justice. chapelboro.com/news/pre-k-12…
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