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Joined November 2009
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Hello, newcomer! Perhaps you saw my art, or a shit post went viral, or maybe I’m just in your college textbook.
Regardless, before hitting that follow, know I’m a gay furry nerd drifting further left with every year. There will be Minotaur dicks and strong opinions on RPGs. 18+
This isn't Rob Schneider getting confused about which bathroom Democrats think transwomen should be able to use, it's Rob Schneider saying Republicans would bring back segregated bathrooms so that poor white transwoman wouldn't have to share a bathroom with a black.
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Elon only admitting he knew Trump is a child rapist after Trump took away his government contracts says everything you need to know about him.
"Netanyahu gifted Trump a gold-plated pager."
"Of course he did. Trump is to gold-plate like Elon is to X."
"Wonder if Netanyahu gifted Elon a pager in the shape of an X."
"It's illegal to speculate. You have broken all the law."
#ConversationsWithMyHusband
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Well, well, well.
I'm just SHOCKED.
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Republicans are in such a panic that they are literally emailing themselves imaginary polling results and passing them off as legitimate.
@RyanAFournier you’re a hack.
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I know that "Gosh, maybe JK Rowling's relentless harassment of trans people is due to being a sadistic bigot rather than women's rights" is not exactly a theory that really needs more evidence, but goodness she is doing a good impression of simply bullying someone for existing...
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Because of Trump and Vance and the bullshit about eating dogs, school students are actually now dealing with threats of terror. These fucking lunatics should never get close to the WH.
Remember about four years back when I was talking about all the police sirens and dull explosion noises echoing up the canyon?
The asshole's finally been convicted.
Only guy he killed trying to kick off a "Race War" was whiter than white. Grape Job.
cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/new…
We all know McDonalds HQ keeps meticulous employment records of everyone who's ever worked at any of their establishments for any length of time no matter how short in a nice easy to search database stretching back over 40 years just in case this one single scenario ever happened
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I'm no high-powered political campaign manager like LaCivita, but I have a suspicion that if you're calling the US Army "hacks" and, um, trying to "trigger" them, maybe you've made a bad decision somewhere along the way.
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In case you missed it:
The Trump campaign’s plan was to stage a fake ceremony at Arlington, pretend it was public, and then condemn VP Harris for not showing up.
The US Army has now issued a statement condemning their actions.
In a sane world, this would be campaign ending.
Tweeting like it's 2009:
Is it weird that you can get a glass of water but not a ceramic of coffee, or a plastic of soda?
Also, how confusing it for non-English speakers that a person who needs eye-glasses is very different from a person who needs a glass-eye?
#2009Tweeting