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Every person I work with has a snapchat of me doing drunk shariah karaoke right now and I don't know where to be proud of embarrassed #Ttown
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what doesn’t kill you mutates and keeps trying every winter
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i don’t know how to promote someone from ‘pleasant acquaintance’ to ‘friend.’ is there a form we fill out? where’s the nearest notary public
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The woman in the cheese shop told me she had a cheese from 2019 that she suspects is so delicious because ‘it didn’t know about any of this’
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You can tell when someone is from northern Ontario when you say “she only dates miners” and they assume “people who work underground” instead of “teenagers”
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i have a lot of repressed anger from all the times i kept my mouth shut in the name of “keeping the peace” or being a nurturer all that did was eat me from the inside. disrupt me from the internal. exploring this is major key.
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Two people I don’t trust: politicians and dudes who don’t post pictures of their gf’s on instagram 🥴
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I invented something called a “mental health bagel” which is when I buy myself a bagel if I feel bad or good about myself
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This tweet goes out to little things wrapped in dough and have a savory filling. Ravioli. Potstickers. Calzone. Soup Dumplings. Tortellini. Rangoons. Gyoza. Stuffed Shells. Xiu mai. Pierogis.
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don’t understand ppl who are productive during the weekend, weekends are for feeling weird and wondering if ur friends hate u
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Red Bull tastes like if gasoline was a berry
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I’ll no longer be accepting any other compliments unless they sound like this.
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it’s like 1am and this drink is tasting like it’s time to respond to everyone’s instagram story as if they’re my close, personal friend
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Weed smokers are like I love being scared
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CANADA YOU ARE FINALLY GOLDEN 🇨🇦🥇 JULIA GROSSO SEALS IT FOR CANADA #CANWNT
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When Nurses/PSWs say poor staffing ratios impact patient care, believe us. Nurses continue to quit due to poor working conditions. One quick way to stop this crisis is for @fordnation to repeal Bill 124 and improve staffing ratios.
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