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Lyndon Bjöhnsson

@Bean_guy2

PvtriQt|Master of The Computer Who Shocked The World|CIA plant|Professional Joe Biden Glazer|Person|https://teapawt.net/t.co/Ctbe7yEm8h|GTA 6 Voice Actor|2SS Enjoyer

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Joined September 2023
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They’re calling it the worst colour scheme ever
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@KalshiPoliticsJul 5
🚨JUST IN: Labour (37%) surpasses the Reform party (33%) in the UK general election odds
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Obama if he was a high proof grain alcohol: uhh let me be clear
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This is illegal in the UK now
ദ്ദി(• ⩊ •マ (@rileyspider) profile pictureദ്ദി(• ⩊ •マ@rileyspiderNov 1
(actively developing an erection) wait my antenna is picking up a signal. the mothership is calling me
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This is illegal in the UK, you have to say “person who is not related to me ship”
ദ്ദി(• ⩊ •マ (@rileyspider) profile pictureദ്ദി(• ⩊ •マ@rileyspiderNov 1
(actively developing an erection) wait my antenna is picking up a signal. the mothership is calling me
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The children have forgotten how to trick-or-treat! Open the schools!
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Does anyone have that Jewish billionaire garlic ad?
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Went to a “Halloween party” and ended up having to give 2 gigantic bowls of bounties out to local children smh
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Explain why I shouldn’t release sarin in the Tokyo subway without moralfagging
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They just created a million pinkpantheresses
no (@zedonarrival) profile pictureno@zedonarrivalOct 31
you’re recommended to me by some people
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you’re recommended to me by some people
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>Twitter >You tweet on it
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does she have salt crystals on her face or something?
Joseph 🕊️ (@CaudilloXIV) profile pictureJoseph 🕊️
@CaudilloXIVOct 30
she’s like the most french person to ever exist
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Colin the Dachshund@DachshundColinOct 30
Police luring Tommy Robinson to court.
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It's over. I have portrayed you as the soy western mouth stretcher and myself as the chad east asian lip corner puller.
Lexer (@LexerLux) profile pictureLexer
@LexerLuxOct 31
why does this science diagram look like a shitpost
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The Telegraph tries to tell the truth challenge (impossible)
The Telegraph (@Telegraph) profile pictureThe Telegraph
@TelegraphOct 30
Police have warned that Hallowe’en trick or treating may go against “religious beliefs”. Councils and forces have issued “no trick or treat” posters that households can display on Saturday to deter unwanted visitors. Official guidance for some areas states that these posters should be respected as some people may avoid Hallowe’en for cultural reasons. 🔗 telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
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"dude or dude not, there is no bi." -Biphobic Yoda
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Diddy TV vs BBC who wins
sim (is him) (@SimIsHim_) profile picturesim (is him)@SimIsHim_Oct 30
i hate how this bullshit is actually catchy tbh 😭😭😭
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You can tell it’s fake because nobody in Korea has sex
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Well well well
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My dick is so long it’s illegal in the UK
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Cargoblitz@CargoBl1tzOct 29
You are hiding BBWs in your basement are you not?
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