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@beardedsaffa

Deadpan shitposting lefty https://teapawt.net/t.co/9UnPwfAOKI https://teapawt.net/t.co/OBzAEitoyy

 your ma's bathtub
Joined October 2012
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Someone thanked me, and, caught between 'ok' and 'alright', I whispered 'karate' back at them.
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Why do the wrong octogenarians keep on fucking dying
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The crematorium is gonna have bury Chuck Norris once they realise he's immune to fire
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My headphones died so now I'm just rawdogging gym like our ancestors used to
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Mike is short for Michael. Milk is short for Milkil
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@deloisiveteMar 5
Oh man, this is doing numbers -Me, in math class
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@deloisiveteFeb 28
husband: you should hang out with my friend’s wife, she’s an introvert like you me: that’s not…that’s not how it works
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This way to use our "toilets"
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Making toast: I'm gonna reformat this bread
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@fesshole7 Dec 2025
I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.
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If you go to a football match and take drums with you, I hope your fucking hands fall off
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There's a story behind this sign
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Stella@AwfulLotOfEagle10 Jul 2025
Thanks doc but I thought I might use the sink
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It's time to kick ass and eat cheese, and I've got quite a lot of cheese so I'll probably just do that
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Kieran@kieransofar26 Jun 2025
me: the earth isn’t flat fiat earther: correct me: huh? fiat earther: it’s the shape an italian car me: what? fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?
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Am I the prettiest girl? No Do I have a great personality? Not really.. But do I try every day to be a better version of myself? This isn’t going as well as I’d hoped
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AI used by South Africans is called Geminaai
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Surprise bitch
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The enemy of your enema is your butthole
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@deloisivete24 Apr 2025
My husband is out of town, but the cupboard doors are still open, so now I have to face some hard truths about myself
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