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“Am I a hero? No. I just hate communism.” - S.E. Robinson

Massachusetts, USA
Joined October 2023
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Bills at Vikings, 8:15 🏈 James Cook anytime TD (−110) 6 of 7 this year. Last 5 in a row. Skipping 10+ receiving at +109. Only 3 of 7, on about 2 targets a game. Same-game parlay, about +796 Allen anytime TD (−120) Cook anytime TD (−110) Kincaid 50+ receiving (+156) Live ticket will pay less. cursor.com/canvas/store-8fc0…
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OFFICIAL: Dianna Russini is back with a new show, called The Russini Report, premiering Wednesday, Nov. 11 at 12 p.m. ET on BetUS Tv.
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According to his VIP host, Jontay Porter was at one point the biggest bettor on FanDuel. He once profited over a million dollars on table tennis in 3 days
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He will be fine. It’s not like he did something unforgivable like insult what he thought was a white woman (who he found out was half black the next day) or anything like that.
Dave Chappelle crossed a line he cant come back from.
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SBS Bets Best Bet tonight 🏀 Cavs at Hornets OVER 214.5 (-112) Our number: 220.4 Also on the board: Suns +8.5 (-106) vs Spurs. Every pick for all 8 NBA games, locked vs DraftKings: cursor.com/canvas/store-8fc0… Smoke your bookie 💨
Tonight's locked board is up 🔥 MNF Best Bet: Vikings +3 (+102) NBA gap of the night: Nuggets-Rockets Over 219.5 (we're at 227) Full 8-game NBA board + MNF picks: cursor.com/canvas/store-8fc0… Smoke your bookie 💨
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Tonight's locked board is up 🔥 MNF Best Bet: Vikings +3 (+102) NBA gap of the night: Nuggets-Rockets Over 219.5 (we're at 227) Full 8-game NBA board + MNF picks: cursor.com/canvas/store-8fc0… Smoke your bookie 💨
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Turns out it was an “Everett man” with an M1 carbine faking shots at a kids soccer game
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Results from weekend one of my grok bots sports gambling predictions model
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This is how I’ll choose to remember Geno Smith
Geno Smith is INSANE for the this lmaoo Most VIOLENT hit I’ve ever seen a quarterback deliver. Move bro to DEFENSE 😂😂
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Peep Update: The Peeps milkshake was the worst decision I’ve ever made in my entire life. My stomach is killing me. I just had to get off the bus because I was going to puke. I’m now waiting at the train station. 127 down, 283 to go, and I’m 99% sure I’m done for the day.
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Terrell Owens, you've been served.
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I'm sorry, what? A muslim medical student at University of Michigan was caught by the FBI plotting to poison and torture Jewish faculty, and talked about plowing his car into the home of a Jewish university official to kill him and his kids. He was caught with Hamas and jihadist propaganda, beheading videos, and texts pledging to 'go militant' because of how much he hates it in America. He was arrested by the feds. He was promptly released by an Obama judge. Now he teaches 5th grade at an Islamic private school in Milwaukee. This is what the left has delivered to our country. This is a typical Abdul El Sayed/Zohran Mamdani constituent. This is what they breed and a look at their endgame. There is no political solution with these people.
🚨UPDATE🚨 “I'm gonna be the dirtiest fucking doctor ever. I'm gonna poison her slowly.” - Ahmet Kerem Körkaya Ahmet Körkaya is one of 12 University of Michigan students arrested by the FBI this past spring, and is currently facing charges for plotting to “kill, torture, and torment” university officials who refused to divest from Israel. He was released on bail and has now landed a job as a 5th grade TEACHER and soccer coach at Salam School, a private K–12 operated by the Islamic Society of Milwaukee. 🔼Read that twice🔼 This Turkish-born terror-supporter and former medical student faces 10 to 15 years in federal prison for leading a two-year campaign of violence, intimidation, death threats, and vandalism. This past week, one of Obama’s commie/jihadist-loving judges, Judith Levy (go figure), decided to remove his ankle monitor because it hinders his sex life and his young students are confused about why he’s wearing one. Here’s what Judge Judith Levy unleashed on society: Ahmet Körkaya discussed with another student about how he was going to plow his car through the front of a Jewish university official’s home while the official’s children were inside. He told another student that he wanted to poison a Jewish university board regent for her refusal to divest from Israel: “I’m gonna be the dirtiest fucking doctor ever. I’m gonna poison her slowly.” The FBI found jihadist literature, Hamas propaganda, and artwork depicting beheadings in Körkaya’s home. In text messages to his comrades, Körkaya said he believed bombings were in his “true nature” and went on to declare that he was “going to go militant because I hate it here.” This is what we’re up against, patriots. A two-front war: the terrorists and the judges who unleash them. The FBI needs to be all over this. Again. FAST. @FBI_Response @FBI @StephenM H/T @RAIRFoundation
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Okay… I was a cop for 20 years in the NYPD. I retired as a lieutenant. Here’s my take: The islamification of the NYPD didn’t start with Mamdani, as much as I want to blame him. It started with de Blasio. He’s the one who wanted literal boatloads of recruits from all the “-istan” countries. They came in as traffic agents and had pathways to becoming cops. We all saw it coming. There’s a Muslim officers fraternal club and Pakistani officers fraternal club that helps with the transitions. As for the summons, it’s a bs summons (jaywalking) that I’d be ashamed to write. However, the cops’ actions towards the woman and her dog are overreach. Grabbing her and grabbing the dog leash isn’t NYPD SOP. Police work isn’t supposed to be personal, but they both made it so. Guys with time and experience like myself are leaving the job. Good candidates are going to other departments. NYC used to be a great place to be a cop, but Democrat Socialists decided that criminals are better than cops. This is what’s left. Elections have consequences.
Two Muslim cops in New York stopped a nurse for no apparent reason other than that she was walking her dog. They cornered her and threatened to seize her dog. When confronted, they got angry and couldn’t say what law she had broken. This is what happens when you give these people power. All I can say is that she was lucky there were passersby, because it was 3 AM and things could’ve ended much worse.
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This is brilliant.
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✅ SBS BEST BET CASHES! Jets–Chiefs Under 48.5 (-118) ✅ Final: Chiefs 35, Jets 12 — 47 points. Our original pregame pick gets home. Raiders +9.5 still to come. Original picks: teapawt.net/i/status/2119426099801… Full board: cursor.com/canvas/store-8fc0…
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People think they’re dealing with liberals when they’re actually dealing with communists. Marty Scorsese is a liberal. Mark Ruffalo is a communist. Communism is a religion of malcontents, and they are allergic to beauty. They are subhuman in ways your liberal uncle isn’t.
I used to be a dumb kid too. I used to be one of those "socially liberal, fiscally conservative" wide-eyed young man. Then I grew up and learned how the world actually works. Liberals, and indeed liberalism itself, is fundamentally opposed to the entire concept of beauty itself. The entire ideology rejects the concept of objective standards, believing everything to be a "social construct." "Beauty" is not a word in the liberal lexicon. Beauty is a subjective word, merely used to describe the whims and opinions of whomever views the subject. This is where we get the idiotic phrase "beauty is in the eye of the beholder." You would be hard pressed to find a more pernicious lie. But while I could bore you with the abstract teachings of liberalism, I would rather you direct your attention to its results. Every liberal city in America is dirty, run-down, covered in graffiti, and littered with feces and drugs. The ugliest buildings and sculptures will relentlessly assault your senses like a swarm of mosquitoes. Liberals are parasites who hate beauty and attach themselves to beauty, not to enhance, but to feed. To claim it as their own while slowly draining it of all life and substance until nothing is left but a rotting husk, decayed and filthy. Liberals contribute nothing to society. Dispense with this perverse nonsense and actually use your eyes.
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NOW: Confrontation at a restaurant next door in Philadelphia, after "Boycott Ride" ended and Israel supporters gathered around Jewish restaurants in the area.
NOW: Massive line outside Of Goldie restaurant in Philly after 'Boycott Ride' protest
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“Ever since that guy Charlie Kirk got murdered, and I shouldn’t say this publicly but… I feel better.” This is why socialism leads to mass murder. Radicals dehumanize everyone who gets in their way. They even mock victims of their atrocities. Sick.
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