Tired of losing (or playing) to the same, boring 4411? 🥱 Want to a tactic to incinerate the 4411 pinaphiles and make FC FUN again? Then look no further than my latest Rat Exterminator V3 tactic 👨🏼‍🍳 Fast, Fun, and Undefeated in rivals this week with an average of 5 goals/gm ⚡️ 🧵👇🏼

Want to make 1M coins by October 1st this year on #FC27 ?? Then look no further because your boy has you covered again this year 🤝 Show some love on this post and I’ll DM it to you, hot and fresh like always. No excuse to not have a 7 digit coin balance by 10/1. LFG

Overpriced they said. “They” don’t know ball. 🥶

Any reasonable company: let’s finally fix the broken netcode that we haven’t addressed over the past DECADE EA: nah, let’s just add Mario party inside of a FUTBOL game

Question for my fellow skill gappers: Anyone else out there just go full demon mode in co op and player lock to score a solo goal when your teammate is dragging you or just me? Prob some of my all time favorite goals have come in sweaty co-op games

💣 💣 💣 BREAKING NEWS 💣 💣 EA will give us skill based gameplay for 1 week then revert it all to accommodate the tears of thumbless timmies New year, same playbook. Don’t fall for it.

GGs to Spain but honestly embarrassing from Argentina It’s like Scaloni literally just watched Tuchel’s disasterclass and said “hold my beer”

Update, after 105’:

A world cup for all time. After 90’:

Did we just witness the worst tactical substitutions of all time in the WC? Tuchel must be a German spy 👀

Pains me to say this but this is one of the most insane stats I’ve seen in awhile: Monday, round of 16 vs. Portugal: Mikel Merino enters the game at 84:43, scores GW goal at 90:07 Friday, quarterfinals vs. Belgium: Mikel Merino enters the game at 85:25, scores GW goal at 87:22

Argentina is single-handedly providing all the entertainment value we could ever want in a WC Feel like a broken record but again, WHAT. A. MATCH. We are being spoiled right now, what a time to be alive

Honestly I spit out my beer watching this live and it makes me both laugh and cry watching it back What the actual f were we doing here, on many levels??

That was the absolute softest and most uninspired defense I’ve seen us play in over 2 decades of watching the #USMNT Close of the half was much stronger, need Poch to light the fire of hades under their asses at HT and play the second half with fire. Game’s there to be won TL, DR: MURRICA

Happy Monday bros Gearing up to bathe in the tears of my enemies 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

I’m dead 💀 💀 Let Freedom Ring

My man @_Bartell_ with the absolute PROPHECY, 6PM EST in the Discord 🔮 Quansah wtf was that bruh

JUSTICE IS REAL My faith in fútbol has been restored 🦅

Man and somehow I did 2 squads right after this post and remembered to do the last one JUST NOW with 2 mins left I accept the CEO position of procrastinators anonymous with pride, I have a problem 💀

Reminder to all my fellow expert procrastinators out there: This banging EVO SBC expires in 4h and is basically Free-99. Last step to make this absolutely craaaacked CR7 to prep for beating Spain tomorrow Bora bora 🇵🇹

Happy TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTIETH birthday to the greatest country in the world MURRICA 🇺🇸