Here are my thoughts that nobody asked for — Human Rights Law | International Development and Globalization | Business Owner | Mommy

Joined November 2013
edgar allan poe retweeted
first dates are so funny because why are we both pretending to be normal
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tryna suck all the sadness outta her pussy
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The era of japan glazing on the internet is finally over.
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edgar allan poe retweeted
yall ever had sex in love. that shit is like crack
What’s the drug you took that gave you the best sex
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edgar allan poe retweeted
EH LES GARS VNEZ VOIR Y’A CHINE VS TURQUIE
据说土耳其的国旗是这么设计的,真的吗?🧐
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edgar allan poe retweeted
In the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing I am fucking is tired.
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edgar allan poe retweeted
Arrêtez votre pressing sur les japonais j’arrive pas à tout rt et liké
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edgar allan poe retweeted
I want a nasty ass heel collection and vintage bags
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edgar allan poe retweeted
Il est où ce gros lardon humain @JoeDwetFile hippopotame on te parle
Les artistes qui pleuraient pour des canettes d’Oasis, prenez aussi la parole pour dénoncer les attaques racistes d’aujourd’hui. On attend la même indignation.
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edgar allan poe retweeted
Ngl it might be sum wrong with me but it’s sum right too
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edgar allan poe retweeted
Husband is sleeping next to me. Has been for over an hour. I look at him and think "he's so cute... he is the most handsome cutest th-" and he OPENS HIS EYES. We startled each other. I said "sorry! I just looked at you" He mumbled "I heard your brain" and rolled over. Still asleep. The sealing ordinance comes with telepathy. That poor man has to listen to me yap when he's awake AND asleep.
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edgar allan poe retweeted
we need a slur for slow walkers
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edgar allan poe retweeted
i think the work week should end
I think the work week should end on Thursdays.
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edgar allan poe retweeted
I wonder what the other me's are up to in other dimensions
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edgar allan poe retweeted
The first 2 hours at work really just be me accepting the fact that I’m at work
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I like nakedness. Any opportunity to off my clothes like this, I don grab am. That's why I'm always at home where I can be naked and unashamed.
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If you were truly a lover girl, you’ll know how to love your friends too . Not just boys
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edgar allan poe retweeted
They don’t want you to know that you can say babe platonically and bro romantically
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edgar allan poe retweeted
sorry i can't go, it gets dark by 5pm & i have astigmatism
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edgar allan poe retweeted
Niggas use to treat substitute teachers so inhumane for no reason 😭
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