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In the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing I am fucking is tired.
Il est où ce gros lardon humain @JoeDwetFile hippopotame on te parle
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Husband is sleeping next to me. Has been for over an hour.
I look at him and think "he's so cute... he is the most handsome cutest th-" and he OPENS HIS EYES. We startled each other.
I said "sorry! I just looked at you"
He mumbled "I heard your brain" and rolled over. Still asleep.
The sealing ordinance comes with telepathy. That poor man has to listen to me yap when he's awake AND asleep.
edgar allan poe retweeted
The first 2 hours at work really just be me accepting the fact that I’m at work
edgar allan poe retweeted
I like nakedness.
Any opportunity to off my clothes like this, I don grab am. That's why I'm always at home where I can be naked and unashamed.
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If you were truly a lover girl, you’ll know how to love your friends too . Not just boys
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They don’t want you to know that you can say babe platonically and bro romantically


























