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Tired mom. Broke paramedic. Amateur furniture refinisher. Still waiting to peak. All tips used to support caffeine habit.

Fort Worth, TX
Joined October 2021
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yall getting into relationships while im getting more taquitos so whos really winning
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If you see me barely keeping my lane driving home from work, mind ya business- I’m just trying to eat tacos
No one talk to me today. I had to get my fat pants out.
I am allowed to take up space
My first DM was a spam bot- feeling the love out here
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Are there people out there that want to message knots out of shoulders for free…but like not in a creepy way?
Replying to @beccaghoke
Best friends 🤝
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Can I be @thegavindees best friend yet? These tiktoks are too much.
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…Do you go buy the extra cats? Is it a vibe you put out and the cats find you?
I have questions on the process of becoming the cat lady…
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lot of bones to pick with the british but they were right about how to spell grey
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Lime Skittles are Back! Sorry we took them away.

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I should have saved my shedding from my post partum hair loss, I could have donated a full wig by now #postpartum
Is @elonmusk buying souls yet? Asking for a friend.
“How’s life going?” Me:
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Now that my existential depression is at a manageable level again- it’s time to watch Bojack again