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fuck it make bernie senate majority leader
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BREAKING: Utah criminally charges Kalshi's CEO and COO with 13 counts of illegal gambling
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You know what? I think Mormon Wives is something we can leave behind in the Trump era
"The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" star Jen Affleck has filed for divorce from Zac Affleck after seven years of marriage. variety.com/2026/tv/news/the…
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I've never had a Muslim try to force me to follow Sharia law. But I've had Christians spend my entire life trying to make their Bible my problem.
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Some people in the office are a little too quiet this morning
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It’s a blue WHAT?
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when I see my computer still on after I logged out of work
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Replying to @pinkmilkshorty
the world if bioware had updated the legendary edition to make garrus an option for mshep
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I want the full, uncut dinner with Amanda
Am I tripping or did Billy detail and admit a conspiracy to murder… on camera… to intimidate Nathan & Amanda… while admitting the voices in his head told him he shouldn’t have such dark thoughts? What the fuck?
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how it feels to take off a hat i’ve been wearing all day
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forgot to buy vodka for my vodka pasta…
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I speak for everyone when I say: Fuck you, EA.
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WE WERE GONNA GET MATRIARCH LIARA IM MAD AS FUCK IM MAD AS FUCK IM MAD AS FUCK
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Natasha Lyonne turning out to be an Elon and Trump fangirl that loves AI
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HYPOCRISY AND BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT!
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MANIPULAHSHONN
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Everyone finally seeing the light with Lisa this season oh I’ve prayed for times like this #rhoslc
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Baby Gorgeous and Big Mere are finally leaning into being the villains their cast mates make them out to be and I’m here for it #rhoslc
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