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Joined November 2016
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Delhi Police seems to have enough personnel to prevent protests, but somehow not enough to ensure compliance with the Supreme Court's directions on bursting firecrackers. It's been over an hour since the permitted window ended, but people are still bursting crackers. :/
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I HATE FIRECRACKERS
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THIS MAN CAN'T STOP
milf (man I love fede)
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kinda obsessed with Industry providing at least 2 really incisive portrayals of amoral nonwhite men desperate for money, power and white women
I hope he’s having a good day❤️
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من وقتی گربه می بینم
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once in a year i drink with my parents and man it hits harder than any night out ever
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The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
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how it feels trying to achieve anything
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milf (man I love fede)
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if texas can turn blue real madrid can win laliga, copa del rey, AND a ucl this season #radicaloptimism #inshallah
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Texas turned blue before Barcelona touched a UCL
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REMONTADA OTRA VEZ HALA MADRID
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dios es impresionante lo que me cuesta levantarme de la cama soy este todos los días de mi vida
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english football commentary has really gone to shit for most leagues and competitions
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Coffee & Cigarette Holder by Jane Morelli
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A company with 40 in-house lawyers hiring an external law firm of 200 lawyers just so both can sit together and watch one 70-year-old Senior Counsel firmly address a judge for 6 minutes is the purest form of theater known to man.
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do you ever be laying in your warm comfy bed while your alarm for work is going off thinking what if i just shot myself in the head instead
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every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live
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