@beerfunger

Former Minecrafter. Former Twitch streamer. Former YouTube YouTuber. Former Eyepatched Man. None of this is real

 nice try, government
Joined August 2021
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After 11 months/3200 days, I've built a statue of Technoblade from bedrock all the way to build height. With a solid gold crown. And nine stacks of diamond blocks. In hardcore version I'm gonna go lie down
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Calling Dream a pedophile because you think he's a sex criminal❌ Calling Dream a pedophile because you want to ragebait❌ Calling Dream a pedophile to stimulate the economy and create jobs✅
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do you think they were salaried or was it like x amount for each person they bothered personally i'm emotionally ready to find out that someone looked at my account and decided i was worth, like, 40 cents
eden ?!@birthdaybashedOct 8
genuinely wdym dream was paying stan accounts to defend him & feed him info
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logging on specifically to remind you all that Mumford & Sons was actually peak, and the amount of genre assassination unwittingly weaponized by the atrocity known as The Lumineers easily outweighs all voter fraud committed in the last 30 years
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i haven't taken my meds
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First wedding invite sent out guys do you think he's gonna show up
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Work it harder, make lasagna Then you cook and eat lasagna Belly full of big lasagna Harder, Better, Fast Lasagna
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I never give my real name at fast food places so today at taco bell I typed in my name as Gelpy and thought "haha what a ridiculous fake name" and then the taco bell lady way-too-confidently shouted "Order for Gelpy!" and like fuck man is this how I find out I look like a Gelpy?
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went to another taco bell (for puff) under the same name, and when my order was ready the girl at the counter looked out with the most confused, solemn expression on her face, til she met my eyes and quietly said "You're all set." Whatever the fuck this data means, let me know
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The End twitch.tv/beerfunger

Beerfunger - Twitch

That's all, folks — Beerfunger streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.

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If we raise $25,000 for charity, I will return to streaming full time
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For The People
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Happy birthday to my best friend, the love of my life, and the bitch who shit-talked my TwitchSMP build. I love you, you are the sparkle in my eyes, and I hope every moment of everyday you know the love in the world making its way to you. Can you stop making out with Debbie now?
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Happy 4th of July I love America somebody should rebuild America in Minecraft
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"Shark-infested waters" bro do you mean their HOME???
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GUESS WHO'S BACK!!! Comeback stream this Friday 6pm EDT! Looking forward to it so much
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Want to thank you all for playing along with one final silly little countdown from me
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Laqqqy, you are a good man. I am proud of the man I have watched you become, and will watch you become. God changes you daily, and there is nothing more good than this Lemonic To Flawxen, JustAlexx, and Dream, you have still done nothing God cannot forgive. See if I deceive you
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To the rest of you, thank you for at any point being here. Now go be somewhere else. I'll meet you there Jesus loves you even more than I do Happy New Year. If anyone asks, tell them I went to live outside -H
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