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the beerister retweeted
NYJ 19 - 32 SF Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1085th unique final score in NFL history.
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Wtf
The Maryland Supreme Court has reinstated the murder conviction against Adnan Syed It has ordered the circuit court to redo the hearing that cleared Syed’s name two years ago thebaltimorebanner.com/commu…
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It’s me and @magtastic 🥰
Friday night! Time to party! LOL, Just kidding, we’re already in our burrow.
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"Childless cat ladies..." "Postmenopausal females..." Is the Republican ticket aware that women can vote?
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the beerister retweeted
A new class action lawsuit accuses Indiana law enforcement of seizing millions of dollars a year in cash from FedEx packages without ever informing owners of what crime they're suspected of violating reason.com/2024/08/12/lawsui…
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the beerister retweeted
NEW: 2nd-grade teacher who was arrested for being drunk in class is no longer facing charges because "it is not illegal to teach drunk." I love America. Wendy Munson was arrested after teaching her students at Nuestro Elementary School in California while drunk. Munson failed a sobriety test and was twice the legal limit two hours after she was initially arrested. District Attorney Jennifer Dupre announced that they didn't find any charges, noting that "it is not illegal to teach drunk." "While the District Attorney’s Office agrees that it is highly inappropriate to teach while intoxicated, it is, unfortunately, not illegal." "We couldn’t prove that her intoxication would endanger [the kids]." Munson is not listed as a teacher on the school's website, indicating she was fired.
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My dog when I try to make her go outside in the morning
Replying to @Philosfy
U ain’t god. Go get ready for work
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Real ones know
Replying to @edsbs
Get on our level
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the beerister retweeted
God, these Pacers losses….
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Ant Man with the locker room attendant after the Wolves eliminated the Nuggets
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the beerister retweeted
EVERYBODY: game 7s are the scariest possible thing everybody is nervous in them everybody is a wreck in them especially if it’s a road game THE PACERS: lol sure
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the beerister retweeted
Kendrick’s diss was literally Taylor Made… 🤯
Kendrick Lamar’s Drake diss track ‘6:16 in LA’ was produced by Sounwave & Jack Antonoff — main producer for Taylor Swift …
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It was actually whiskey that comes with its own shot glass, @magtastic 😵‍💫
"how'd we end up on the floor, anyway?" you say "your roommate's cheap-ass screw-top rosé, that's how"
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Pacers in 5
obi is for sure snitching in the pacers group chat right now
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If she was already tortured *before* she started engaging in sports content on social media? Welcome to the next circle of hell, Taylor, can’t wait for your songs about clock management and incorrect pass interference calls
Oh man Taylor Swift is like a REAL Chiefs fan now. She’s liking draft pick posts.
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