recently I was upgrading a legacy java codebase and the amount of slop there was actually insane it's over bros, AI is much better at coding than humans, stop believing anyone who says otherwise, it's 2026

Arpit Bhayani

@arpit_bhayaniOct 25

No human will ever write code better than LLMs. Accept this fact, stop pretending, and move on.

Nihal · Oct 25, 2026 · 4:21 PM UTC

Nihal

@behalnihal22h

bro someone said “congress k time pe ab tak diwali aa jati thi” 😭

Nihal · Oct 25, 2026 · 3:10 PM UTC

Nihal

@behalnihal23h

coding is dead.

Nihal · Oct 25, 2026 · 3:28 AM UTC

Nihal

@behalnihalOct 25

morning contest after a decade

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Nihal · Oct 24, 2026 · 8:47 PM UTC

Nihal

@behalnihalOct 24

me creating multiple accounts with different email to get free trial

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Nihal · Oct 24, 2026 · 8:20 PM UTC

Nihal

@behalnihalOct 24

why are japanese people getting cooked on tl ? 😭

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Nihal · Oct 24, 2026 · 7:35 AM UTC

Nihal

@behalnihalOct 24

Concurrency: From Race Conditions to Distributed Locks

Article · @behalnihal

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Nihal · Oct 24, 2026 · 7:36 AM UTC

Nihal

@behalnihalOct 24

also posted this on medium , check it out medium.com/@guptanihal/concu…

Concurrency: From Race Conditions to Distributed Locks

Suppose we have an ecommerce app with an endpoint to buy a product:

medium.com

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Nihal · Oct 23, 2026 · 6:36 PM UTC

Nihal

@behalnihalOct 23

not bad for day 1 without any promo btw

Nihal

@behalnihalOct 23

stacked with tokens today, if i don't ship something we're all gay

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Nihal · Oct 23, 2026 · 5:59 PM UTC

Nihal

@behalnihalOct 23

tibo did reset again today wtf 💀

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Nihal · Oct 23, 2026 · 4:41 PM UTC

Replying to @behalnihal

Based on your tweets: leetcode/codeforces grinds, Java overkill memes, shipping pressure with tokens, viral self-aware self-destructive loops, account locks, and scrolling old ex chats… you’re Neo from The Matrix. You see the code in everything, know the patterns are a trap, yet keep plugging back in while still building.

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