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If is the view out of the window of the Hallamshire Hospital Sheffield. Well done whoever was responsible for it. 🙂
#Sheffield #Yorkshire #HallamshireHospital #snow #GetWellSoon
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Periodic reminder to the press that if it’s raining and some batshit fascist cult leader says that it isn’t, your job is not to report to us that there are differing views about the weather. It’s to look out the fucking window.
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Wear a mask in shops. Don’t wear a mask in school (even if spending hours in a smaller, badly ventilated room, with 30 others). Social distancing is key. Unless you’re in school - no room. Children are safe. Teachers are safe. Families are safe. Very, very, very, very, very safe.
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I’d like to see all further coverage of the House of Commons voiced by Johnny Morris. “Ooh, hullo foreign secretary.” #ParlimentMagic
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Juror No. 144 in the Martin Shkreli fraud case is the hero our country needs right now
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How to use tea bags - a handy guide from 1955 #NationalTeaDay #BritainOnFilm
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That moment when you're really glad your coach added watching "RAD!" to your Olympic training regimen. #Rio2016
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"Just seen my poorly friend who makes seabird sausages."
"Oh? How is he?"
"He's taken a tern for the wurst."
"Get out".
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"I replaced a picture of my sister with one of Vladimir Putin before my family came over, they haven't noticed yet" teapawt.net/TheLadBible/status/548…
😂
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@cerysmatthews @FelinfoelAles - first brewery outside the US to put beer in cans. #beerfacts #llanelli
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These instructions from the BBC on how to listen to Radio 4 are magnificent RT @DavidLloydRADIO: (BBC Year Book 1940)
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Fuck you, furniture polish, I won't do what you tell me. #RageAgainstMrSheen
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Dunno if this is a win, but we managed to get @wendy4senate's fuckheadery taken down! But for the curious: http://tinyurl.com/dimwendy
