Theodora Chester

I'm into unconventional wisdom.

If you wouldn’t do it for yourself, do it for Ruth. Vote. #RIPRBG

Love. That’s my tweet.

Wondering if anyone has done any research on what’s happened to the Favstar top 100 *comedians.

Time to check out. Not dying, just going to sleep. Sweet dreams, lovely people.

@OhHell_Cherry Thank you sweetheart ❤️

Since I returned this week, I've lost followers. Guess they forgot I wasn't funny.

Thread count really matters.

Before I became a recluse, I spent gobs of money on clothes. Now I buy bed linens. Lots of bed linens.

After all this time, my phone battery still fucking hates Twitter.

@LagunaBeachPOV Hugging you like that loaf of artisan bread you squashed! ❤️

@soulindivision2 - OMG how I’ve missed you!!! Thanks for the generous visit. So happy you’re here. ❤️

In our city President’s Day means no garbage pick up. There’s a political tweet in there somewhere.

Certainly not evident from my avi, but H’s cardiologist said they used to refer to me as H’s trophy wife. 15 years difference in age never felt like it.

When life gets tough, the friends who are compassionate, there to help, listen to you, are the ones who teach you peace and love. The friends who vanish, are the ones who teach you to gather your courage and strength.

Good night, all. Thanks for the goodness, the love, and the new memories. Hoping for an easy sleep and we'll do this again.

President's Day Sale is happening. I thought he'd already been sold.

And for all the true romance fans out there, 20/20 did the Jodi Arias story tonight.

These tweets are being brought to you by sleep deprivation.